Carmine[Doing his Filmore High School chant] California orange, Texas cactus, we play your team just for practice!
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Played by Eddie Mekka
Laverne & Shirley · 172 quotes
5th most-quoted character in Laverne & Shirley: in 5 of its 172 quotes
Most scenes with: Shirley Feeney (2), Laverne DeFazio (2)
Lines by Carmine Ragusa 2
CarmineCarmineOw, don't touch me! [Pauses] That's funny, that's what you usually say!
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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Scenes with Carmine Ragusa 3
Okay, Carmine, how much do you need?
CarmineFive thousand bucks.
[Flipping through the bible] Five thou-
[Laverne stops flipping the pages, closes the bible, and bows her head]
Let us pray.
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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CarmineNo, no, you don't understand - I only need a wife for one night.
Get out.
CarmineNo, no, no, it's for the money.
Then why don't you just call Ready Betty Wazaluski?
Both of you, get out of here!
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CarmineLove is blind.
Yes, but deaf, dumb, and unable to smell?
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