Lenny Kosnowski quotes from Laverne & Shirley

Lenny

I saw it with my own two eyes. I had to choke back a blush!

Lenny

Now, Kosnowski's a pretty good last name Laverne. I had it practically all my life. My grandfather told me it means 'Help, there's a hog in my kitchen!'.

Lenny

I'm gonna make a good living. Plus, I'll practically never hit you or nothin'...

Lenny

They gave us... little hats!

Lenny

[After he and Amy kiss] I liked the part when you said 'whisper'!

Lenny

My family may have left Poland in disgrace, but some day we'll return the same way!

Lenny

[To Laverne] You're pretty, and you're smart, and you happen to be the classiest girl I know.

Lenny

No need to bow, a simple curtsy will do.

Lenny

And remember - it's your hell, please keep it clean.

Lenny

Ahhhh, sleep. Nature's way of saying... lie down.

Lenny

Well, Laverne Kosnowski. I guess tonight’s the night we finally constipate our marriage… in the biblical sense.

Lenny

You’ve seen Laverne peddling around this apartment in her Frederick’s of Hollywood negligence!

Lenny

Hey girls - how about a little TV and Bosco before we retire?

Lenny

I really wish we’d lived back when nobody talked. We’d never run out of things to say.

Lenny

Here. Sorry I broke your lettuce.