Shirley Feeney quotes from Laverne & Shirley

Shirley

I'll go to this ball game... but I'll be rooting for the ball!

Shirley

Laverne, the only parties we've ever been to are bring-your-own.

Laverne

I like bringin' my own... that way I know what I'm gettin'.

Shirley

No, thank you. We're going to a formal society dinner.

Lenny

[Sarcastically] Whoa, pardon me ladies...

Yeah, I would've worn my tuxedo, but my polo pony ate it.

Laverne

A Society gentleman would only go out with you for one reason - to have a good time, a few laughs, and a little vo-dee-oh-doh-doh.

Shirley

I don't vo-dee-oh-doh-doh!

Laverne

You vo-dee-oh-doh-doh.

Shirley

I don't vo-dee-oh-doh-doh!

Laverne

You vo-dee-OH...

Shirley

Once, and I was going steady a whole year...

Shirley

[To Fonzie] This is Nana Shotz.

Hey Nana, life begins at 80, woah!

Shirley

Some day, God willing, I'm gonna be a mother. And if my daughter comes to me and says, "Mama, I want to go to this bachelor party and come outta this cake"... what can I tell her?

Laverne

A lot more than most mothers!

[Coming out of Laverne & Shirley's bathroom after taking a quick shower] Laverne!!!!

Laverne

[Runs up to Anna and gives her a big hug and starts looking at her] Nutsy!!!! Oh you look terrific! Hey remember this one! [Doing her Filmore High School chant] Filmore High we wish you well! If you don't like it go to...

Shirley

[Jumps in to stop Laverne from saying hell in front of Anna] Heck! Heck! Heck!

Yeah I remember that one!

Laverne

I bet in Chicago there's alot in the old vo-dee-oh-doh-doh.

Shirley

Vo-dee-oh-doh-doh!

Shirley

She went to Chicago and became a nun. I stayed in Milwaukee and became a bimbo.

Laverne

You're no bimbo, Shirl.

Shirley

Yes, I am. Compared to her, I'm a bimbo.

Laverne

She's a nun. Compared to her, Eleanor Roosevelt's a bimbo.

Laverne

He probably heard what a fun date you are.

Shirley

I know I'm fun...

Shirley

It's different for you. You don't have a reputation to protect.

What are you talking about, Shirley? For the first time in my life, I got a reputation!

Laverne

It just doesn't seem fair. A guy with a reputation is a hero. A girl with a reputation is a bimbo It just doesn't seem fair.

Shirley

Well, who knows, maybe a hundred years from now all that will have changed.

Laverne

Yeah, wouldn't it be great if no one cared about your reputation? Think of all the fun you could have!

Laverne

What would you have to do if we wanted a color TV?

Shirley

We don't do those things.

Well, maybe we should do something again sometime.

Shirley

Anything but murder, mister.

Shirley

What kind of guys give girls dimes to dance?

Laverne

Guys with small change.