Delinda Deline quotes from Las Vegas

Ed

I'm taking your mom to Paris for Valentines Day.

Delinda

I thought you hated France.

Ed

The French...not France.

Sam Marquez

I need a favor.

Delinda Deline

What's up?

Sam

I need you to be Asad Sumar's casino host for at least a day.

Delinda

What?

Sam

I know he bought you that expensive dress, if you say no you'll look like a money grubbing whore.

Delinda

You know about the dress?

Sam

Everybody knows about the dress.

Delinda

Even Danny?

Sam

He's actually a little smarter than he looks, isn't he?

Delinda

I knew that would come back to bite me in the ass.

Sam

I know. Your ass is pretty popular these days, so that's nice isn't it? Will you do this for me? Pretty please?

Delinda

He's pissed at me.

Sam

Well since he's pissed at you, maybe you should pass the time by, say, making some extra money and filling in for me.

Delinda

How much extra?

Sam

Well it would be enough to pay Asad back for that dress if you were stupid enough to do it.

Delinda

You've got yourself a deal.

Delinda

You like someone.

Sam

No I don't. [pause] You just worry about Asad. I'll worry about not liking someone.