Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County Season 1 quotes

When are we going to go to Newport and find boys?

Saturday hopefully, there´s none in here...we´ve used them all up.

[while shopping] Do you like this?

Don't you have that?

I don't have the yellow.

What color do you have it in?

Like light blue, dark blue, black, green, orange.

What do you think the boys are planning for tonight?

They're planning on going to the dance for like half an hour and then going straight to the after party and gettin' some. And we're all planning on showing off our dresses.

Light on the dress, heavy on the make up.

Morgan has like my dress ...same pattern...it's the same pattern! She's a whore!

[about Christina and her dad's church] What President went to it? Maybe it was Arnold Schwarzenegger, I don't know what am talking about. I guess Mother Teresa's been there and all these gnarly people.

Mother Teresa?

Kristin

I don't know, it's huge I guess.

[about camping] We'll get faded and let the girls cook...

Stephen

I don't wanna get food poisoning man!

Kristin

[after Stephen tries to scare everyone dressed as a bear] Oh, my gosh, Stephen, that was so lame. You didn't even look like a bear.

[after seeing the yacht] I’m gonna sleep on this thing. Screw the tent!

Kristin

Yeah, screw camping. Let’s sleep on this thing!

I can't believe that you're not coming...you were like my supporter. I was like, "Lo can't camp as much as I can't camp".

I know, we were going to be the lame campers together...be like "Ahh! a bug! get it out!"

[To LC, on the phone] You're eating hot dogs and I'm eating sushi... Yes ma'am!!

Kristin's voice is like nails on a chalkboard.

You want a piece of gum?

Yeah, you want to split it with me? I only like half pieces of gum.

Your mouth is big enough.

Your mouth is obviously big enough.

Kristin

Lauren thinks she's really cool, but she's a bitch!

How do I look?

You look like you're ready to go to Santa Barbara.