Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County · Season 1, Episode 8
[about Christina and her dad's church] What President went to it? Maybe it was Arnold Schwarzenegger, I don't know what am talking about. I guess Mother Teresa's been there and all these gnarly people.
Mother Teresa?
I don't know, it's huge I guess.
[about camping] We'll get faded and let the girls cook...
I don't wanna get food poisoning man!
[after Stephen tries to scare everyone dressed as a bear] Oh, my gosh, Stephen, that was so lame. You didn't even look like a bear.
[after seeing the yacht] I’m gonna sleep on this thing. Screw the tent!
Yeah, screw camping. Let’s sleep on this thing!
I can't believe that you're not coming...you were like my supporter. I was like, "Lo can't camp as much as I can't camp".
I know, we were going to be the lame campers together...be like "Ahh! a bug! get it out!"
[To LC, on the phone] You're eating hot dogs and I'm eating sushi... Yes ma'am!!
Kristin's voice is like nails on a chalkboard.
You want a piece of gum?
Yeah, you want to split it with me? I only like half pieces of gum.
Your mouth is big enough.
Your mouth is obviously big enough.
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