Dieter quotes from Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County

We’re going bubble bathing tonight. You wanna come?

Bubble bathing?

We’re going to be putting bubble bath in Jacuzzi’s so it creates a massive amount of bubbles.

Why would you do that?

Why wouldn’t you do that?

Don’t you have to empty the Jacuzzi?

We’re not going to do it in my Jacuzzi.

We’re going to like a hotel.

That’s mean.

That’s mean?

Yeah.

Well I’ll write them an "I’m sorry letter".

How considerate is that? She’s like thinking about the hotel.

LC always thinks about the smart shit.

Remember when I used to be the smart one?

No.

[Laughs] Yeah, I don’t remember that either.

That never happened.

If I put a baby next to your car are you going to run over it?

Stephen

Why would you put a baby next to my car?

Why would I put cologne next to your car, dude?

Feta cheese? [Kristin laughs] Feta cheese?

Kristin

I told you, they don’t even know what it is. Feta it’s...

You know what this is? It’s like goat.

Kristin

[laughs] Told you. You guys, just get out. You don’t even know like anything about cooking. Just get out.

Hey. I’ll have my pasta without feta cheese please.

Kristin

It doesn’t go on the pasta, dumbass.

Hey Stephen.

Stephen

Yeah?

Wanna go to Jack In The Box?

Kristin

Shut up. You guys are so mean.

[about camping] We'll get faded and let the girls cook...

Stephen

I don't wanna get food poisoning man!