LSLo's Mom
Really, it's not a fashion show tonight.
LLo
It's always a fashion show mom, always.
S1 E9Graduation Day
LSLo's Dad
Lo, can you come out and give me a hand with some groceries, please?
LLo
[Laughs after seeing a new Jetta parked in front of her house] Daddy, is that mine?
LSLo's Dad
Well if you're the graduate it is.
LLo
[laughing] Really?... Thank you sooo much!
LSLo's Brother
I graduated too!
LSLo's Dad
Uhhh, we'll get you a skateboard, bud.
LSLo's Brother
I already got one.
LLo
There's even a bow on it!
LSLo's Dad
I wrapped it myself, sweetie!
S1 E10The First To Go
LLC
She basically got mean senior year.
LLo
I didn’t get mean you whorebag!
Whoa!
LLo
Maybe a little mean.
LLC
Just listen to what you just said!
Where do we think well be in ten years?
You'll be married and living probably back here.
Aww how boring!
LLo
Lauren in ten years is going to be driving her big super Mercedes and living at her beach house with her billionaire husband
With her really hot husband.
LLC
YES!! I like you guys!
LLo
So Talan, do you have girls in your jacuzzi frequently?
No. Actually, you guys are the first.
Would you ever have a threesome?
LLC
Oh my god! - No... that's disgusting!
Two guys?
LLC
NO!
Three girls?
LLC
NO!
Two girls?
LLC
NOO!!
Guys, I think we should do a little toast.
LLo
A toast, to what?
LLC
To the end of one chapter of our lives and the beginning of another.
S1 E11Dunzo
LLo
Ah! What is this? What is this?
That's hot dogs and stuff.
LLo
Can you make one because I don't know how?
Just put it on the fire.
LLo
But I don't know how. Help me.
You high maintenance little bitch!
LLo
Please help me.
Some poor man is gonna marry you someday.
LLo
My husband will love me for who I am.
LLC
[to Lo, while smiling] This is a really sad face because I'm leaving you.
JJen
I guarantee 20 minutes later Lo is gonna pop back up
LLC
She has tried to leave like 6 times already.
LLo
I'm back again.
LLo
Are you taking your Goachi bag to school?
LLC
No, your Louis Vuitton is fake so don't get me started on fake designer's purses.
LLo
This is a slash between Gucci and Coach.
JJen
Do you know how much clothes three months is?
LLC
Have you heard of a washing machine Jen? Have you ever done laundry?
JJen
I've thrown stuff in, I've never done like a load with colors and stuff.
KKaitlyn
And you're 18?
I've been so excited and preoccupied, I'm forgetting what I leave behind.
You sure are. You are not going to meet anyone like me, Morgan.
I know. Who's gonna replace you?
Well NO ONE!
What are we? Broken up or just like taking a break? Putting it on hold?
We're just together with an "open relationship".
OK, but don't be open a lot.
Are you going to miss anyone?
Yes..all my friends.
This is going to be my last sunset in Laguna for a while.
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