Lo quotes from Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County

[unable to find cell service] Doesn’t my fucking phone know I need to make a phone call?

Morgan has like my dress ...same pattern...it's the same pattern! She's a whore!

[To LC, on the phone] You're eating hot dogs and I'm eating sushi... Yes ma'am!!

I wish I had a white dress.

I know, that’s what I wanted to wear.

I know. I have never found a cute white dress like ever. They’re all trashy.

So are you going out solo tonight or do you have dates?

We’re always solo.

No ball and chain?

No. No ball and chain whatsoever.

So we’ll make an entrance and then we’ll just leave early.

Okay. Can we stay for like 10 minutes?

No, we can stay for at least a half an hour. Personally I would like to support Trey because I think what he’s doing is really cool.

I really like the idea of AYA, the Active Young America thing.

Me too.

I think it’s cool. I will give them money because I think it’s cool.

So you’ll give them money, but you won’t give them like an hour of your time?

Well I just don’t like the whole like hippie, lets play guitar and sing soul songs.

How far away are you and Stephen from each other?

Like 5 minutes.

Really? I think you guys are going to get married.

Uhm.

We're gonna be best friends.

That stuff happens, though, you're gonna like...

I don't wanna marry Stephen. [laughs] I don't want to be anything more than Stephen's best friend!

You would have pretty babies, your babies will be like the popular people at school.

Sweet, Jen!

Daddy, Lo thinks I should not be grounded.

I think Lauren should not be grounded.

I'm listening to your arguments.

Well Jim, I think is second semester senior year, LC is a wonderful person... I don't think that her grades reflect on her as a person... I don't think that she is a bad kid... Jim PLEASE JUST LET HER COME OUT WITH ME!!!

I like your earrings Christina.

Were they a birthday gift?

Christina

Yeah! Gary gave them to me, with a matching green shirt.

Of course, a matching green shirt.

So you never hooked up with Stephen?

Lo!!!

Yes?... it´s just gonna be your little secret?

It´ll be my little secret... [sighs]...what happens in Cabo, stays in Cabo..... there are a few things that aren´t definitely staying in Cabo.

Oh, I see smoke poofs!

You see them?

Smoke poofs! Does that mean people are blazing?

Those aren't cigarette poofs.

Those definitely aren't cigarette poofs...

Kristin hates us!

No, Kristin hates me, but it's ok.

When are we going to go to Newport and find boys?

Saturday hopefully, there´s none in here...we´ve used them all up.

[while shopping] Do you like this?

Don't you have that?

I don't have the yellow.

What color do you have it in?

Like light blue, dark blue, black, green, orange.

I can't believe that you're not coming...you were like my supporter. I was like, "Lo can't camp as much as I can't camp".

I know, we were going to be the lame campers together...be like "Ahh! a bug! get it out!"