Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County Season 1 quotes

[While looking at new cars with Kristin] They're staring at you like BUY ME!! BUY ME!!

Kristin

My car is dunzo!!

We're on the "I forgot you" list for Christina's 18th birthday.

This is you ruining my senior year!

Why are we ruining it when you are the one who brought in those grades?

Daddy, Lo thinks I should not be grounded.

I think Lauren should not be grounded.

I'm listening to your arguments.

Well Jim, I think is second semester senior year, LC is a wonderful person... I don't think that her grades reflect on her as a person... I don't think that she is a bad kid... Jim PLEASE JUST LET HER COME OUT WITH ME!!!

Christina

You're still going to that Fashion School, right Lauren?

It's an Art School...

Christina

Art School, Fashion School whatever.

I like your earrings Christina.

Were they a birthday gift?

Christina

Yeah! Gary gave them to me, with a matching green shirt.

Of course, a matching green shirt.

Trey

You're saying that you're not going to hook up with LC in Cabo?

Stephen

There's no way I'm going to hook up with LC!

So you never hooked up with Stephen?

Lo!!!

Yes?... it´s just gonna be your little secret?

It´ll be my little secret... [sighs]...what happens in Cabo, stays in Cabo..... there are a few things that aren´t definitely staying in Cabo.

[about Kristin and Stephen] I came to Cabo to get away from everything... all the drama...

It followed us.

It follows us everywhere!

[Trying to cross the street] Lauren you have to wait for the light!

[already in the middle of the street] Look they stop.

Stephen

[to Kristin] Why don't you get up and dance on the pole again? You looked good up there, slut!

Oh, I see smoke poofs!

You see them?

Smoke poofs! Does that mean people are blazing?

Those aren't cigarette poofs.

Those definitely aren't cigarette poofs...

How many models do we have total?

Trey

Well we have eight with me, seven with Jessica, we have supposedly eight with Tanner. So we have both sixteen plus seven is...a lot.

Kristin hates us!

No, Kristin hates me, but it's ok.