Lo quotes from Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County

You want a piece of gum?

Yeah, you want to split it with me? I only like half pieces of gum.

Your mouth is big enough.

Your mouth is obviously big enough.

How do I look?

You look like you're ready to go to Santa Barbara.

Really, it's not a fashion show tonight.

It's always a fashion show mom, always.

Lo, can you come out and give me a hand with some groceries, please?

[Laughs after seeing a new Jetta parked in front of her house] Daddy, is that mine?

Well if you're the graduate it is.

[laughing] Really?... Thank you sooo much!

I graduated too!

Uhhh, we'll get you a skateboard, bud.

I already got one.

There's even a bow on it!

I wrapped it myself, sweetie!

She basically got mean senior year.

I didn’t get mean you whorebag!

Talan

Whoa!

Maybe a little mean.

Just listen to what you just said!

Where do we think well be in ten years?

Christina

You'll be married and living probably back here.

Aww how boring!

Lauren in ten years is going to be driving her big super Mercedes and living at her beach house with her billionaire husband

Christina

With her really hot husband.

YES!! I like you guys!

So Talan, do you have girls in your jacuzzi frequently?

Talan

No. Actually, you guys are the first.

Christina

Guys, I think we should do a little toast.

A toast, to what?

To the end of one chapter of our lives and the beginning of another.

Ah! What is this? What is this?

Stephen

That's hot dogs and stuff.

Can you make one because I don't know how?

Stephen

Just put it on the fire.

But I don't know how. Help me.

Stephen

You high maintenance little bitch!

Please help me.

Stephen

Some poor man is gonna marry you someday.

My husband will love me for who I am.

I guarantee 20 minutes later Lo is gonna pop back up

She has tried to leave like 6 times already.

I'm back again.

Are you taking your Goachi bag to school?

No, your Louis Vuitton is fake so don't get me started on fake designer's purses.

This is a slash between Gucci and Coach.