Ah! What is this? What is this?
That's hot dogs and stuff.
Can you make one because I don't know how?
But I don't know how. Help me.
You high maintenance little bitch!
Some poor man is gonna marry you someday.
My husband will love me for who I am.
[to Lo, while smiling] This is a really sad face because I'm leaving you.
I guarantee 20 minutes later Lo is gonna pop back up
She has tried to leave like 6 times already.
Are you taking your Goachi bag to school?
No, your Louis Vuitton is fake so don't get me started on fake designer's purses.
This is a slash between Gucci and Coach.
Do you know how much clothes three months is?
Have you heard of a washing machine Jen? Have you ever done laundry?
I've thrown stuff in, I've never done like a load with colors and stuff.
I've been so excited and preoccupied, I'm forgetting what I leave behind.
You sure are. You are not going to meet anyone like me, Morgan.
I know. Who's gonna replace you?
What are we? Broken up or just like taking a break? Putting it on hold?
We're just together with an "open relationship".
OK, but don't be open a lot.
Are you going to miss anyone?
This is going to be my last sunset in Laguna for a while.
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