Talan quotes from Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County

Kristin

Yeah, I don’t know. I’m really stressed out on Stephen and Lauren because last night, he told me he was going to bed early, and today I found out he was at her house.

Talan

Do you know if they hooked up?

Kristin

He says that they didn’t.

Talan

Does that bum you? I mean, it’s kinda funny, you guys like have a relationship that’s like on and off. ‘Cause you hook up with him, he hooks up with Lauren, you hook up with him, he hooks up with Lauren, I kind of come in on the side and like grab one of you every once in a while.

Kristin

Yeah.

Talan

Gosh, our town is so small. We need another girl.

Kristin

What is that supposed to mean?

Talan

I don’t know, I’m kind of sick of hooking up with the same girl.

Kristin

You’re sick of hooking up with the same girl? Who?

Talan

You know it’s you. It’s seems like whenever I call you, you’re with Stephen, and whenever I call Lauren...

Kristin

She’s with Stephen. Either wants to go back out or stop whatever we’re doing.

Talan

So you think it’s Lauren’s fault they’re hanging out all the time?

Kristin

I think it’s both their faults. I just hate Lauren. She needs to go out of my life.

Talan

That’s a little harsh.

She basically got mean senior year.

I didn’t get mean you whorebag!

Talan

Whoa!

Maybe a little mean.

Just listen to what you just said!

So Talan, do you have girls in your jacuzzi frequently?

Talan

No. Actually, you guys are the first.

Talan

Would you ever have a threesome?

Oh my god! - No... that's disgusting!

Talan

Two guys?

NO!

Talan

Three girls?

NO!

Talan

Two girls?

NOO!!