Mr. WaltersCan’t you see I’m busy?
But we’re a band, Mr. Walters.
The S Club 7, Mr. Walters.
And we want to sing you a song.
Mr. Walters
Troup. Hey, no way.
But we bought you presents.
Mr. Walters
Well, maybe. Hit it!
CGChorus: girls, boys
S Club (There ain’t no party like an S Club party, oh)
Gonna show you how (Everybody, get down tonight) (Oh, yeah, yeah)
S Club (There ain’t no party like an S Club party)
Gonna take you high (Shake your body from side to side)
PCPost-Chorus: All
(Ooh, ooh) Wave your hands in the air
(Ooh, ooh) Like you just don’t care
(Ooh, ooh) There’s a party over there
(Ooh, ooh) There’s a party over there
Mr. Walters
Ha, ha! Nothing. But not bad at all. And now get out of here.
No, wait. We’re singing at the high school prom tomorrow night.
Would you come and see us?
Mr. Walters
Which school?
Mr. Walters
Really? My son goes there.
Oh, great. So does that mean you’re gonna come and see us soon?
Mr. Walters
Well, you know, I’m not sure the thing is my son doesn’t have a date for the prom.
Mr. Walters
I said my son doesn’t have a date for the prom.
Yeah, I heard you the first time.
Mr. Walters
No. I don’t think you did. My son needs a date for the prom.
That’s okay. Rachel will go with him.
Mr. Walters
How kind of you to offer he accepts.
No, listen. I’m really sorry, but I can’t take your son to the school prom. I already had… (Jo stamps Rachel’s foot) Ow!
Sore foot! She was just gonna say she’s got a sore… uh!
Mr. Walters
No problem. My son’s not that good dancer, anyway. Leave your address with the secretary. We’ll pick you up at 7pm.
Okay, everyone. I hope you enjoyed your prom. Fellas, grab your ladies because we’re gonna sing a song few called “Two In a Million.”
Ah
V1Verse 1: Jo
Out of all the boys, you’re not like the others
From the very first day, I knew we’d be lovers
In my wildest dreams, my darkest desire
Would I declare to you, your love takes me higher
BJBridge: Jo
Just when we both thought our lives were set in stone
They shone in light and brought us together
CAChorus: All, Jo
We are two in a million
We’ve got all for luck we could be given
If the world should stop (The world, should stop)
We’ll still have each other
And no matter what (No matter what)
We’ll be forever as one
V2Verse 2: Jo
It’s a crazy world where everything’s changing
One minute you’re up, and the next thing you’re breaking
When I lose my way, and the skies, they get heavy (Mm)
It’ll be okay the moment you’re with me
BJBridge: Jo
No one would have guessed we’d be standing strong today
Solid as a rock and perfect in every way
CAChorus: All, Jo
We are two in a million
We’ve got all for luck (The luck) we could be given
If the world should stop
We’ll still have each other (Oh)
And no matter what (No matter what)
We’ll be forever as one
No matter what (No matter, no matter what)
We’ll be forever as one
No matter what (No matter what)
We’ll be forever as one
(gasps) Mr. Walters! You’re here!
I thought you said your books are full.
Mr. Walters
No. Who told you that? Hey. It’s L.A. It’s all just an illusion. Full, empty, hot, cold success failure. It’s all just the same thing. What is it different?
(laughs) Fair play. I see what you mean. Or do what?
Mr. Walters
Hey. You’re learning.
Yeah, will you sign us up?
Mr. Walters
I sure will! You guys are great! Huh?
Mr. Walters
No. Don’t go. I’m begging you. What do you want? Just-Just tell me. I’ll do anything if you’ll stay. Please. (finishing his conversation on his phone) Roffers. He’ll wait 6 months for him to show up and then the first great offer that comes along. They-They drop you faster than a pooper-scooper with a hole in it. Say you don’t happen to know anything about guttering, do you, Jo?
Mr. Walters
Anyway, enough about my problems. What about yours?
You do not want to hear about our problems, Mr. Walters.
Mr. Walters
Hey, sure. I do your problems or my problems, unless they have to do with a dry skin conditioner. In that case, you’re on your own.
Well, we did have one question for you.
And for once, we’d like to hear an honest answer.
Mr. Walters
Hey. Hit me with it. Honesty is my middle name.
Mr. Walters
True.
So, are we ever gonna make it here in L.A.?
And if so, what are you gonna do about it right now to make sure it happens?
Mr. Walters
It’s difficult, it’s very difficult.
And your final answer is…
Mr. Walters
I don’t know. I think I’m gonna have to get a regular builder to do the guttering.
Mr. Walters
I hate… Look, I’m sending your tape to a big producer friend of mine. I’m sure he’s gonna love it.
Is he really any chance related to that other big producer you were talking about last time?
Mr. Walters
Well, possibly.
Mr. Walters
Hey, hey, hey. No, no. This guy is straight up, honest. He’s a head honcho at Polymer Records. He’s a big big friend of mine.
It’s been nice not working with you.
Mr. Walters
It’s Harry. No.
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