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Mr. Walters, Jon and others in “Goodbye Hollywood”

Mr. Walters

No. Don’t go. I’m begging you. What do you want? Just-Just tell me. I’ll do anything if you’ll stay. Please. (finishing his conversation on his phone) Roffers. He’ll wait 6 months for him to show up and then the first great offer that comes along. They-They drop you faster than a pooper-scooper with a hole in it. Say you don’t happen to know anything about guttering, do you, Jo?

Mr. Walters

Anyway, enough about my problems. What about yours?

Jon

You do not want to hear about our problems, Mr. Walters.

Mr. Walters

Hey, sure. I do your problems or my problems, unless they have to do with a dry skin conditioner. In that case, you’re on your own.

Paul

Well, we did have one question for you.

Tina

And for once, we’d like to hear an honest answer.

Mr. Walters

Hey. Hit me with it. Honesty is my middle name.

Rachel

That is such a lie.

Mr. Walters

True.

Tina

So, are we ever gonna make it here in L.A.?

Jon

And if so, what are you gonna do about it right now to make sure it happens?

Mr. Walters

It’s difficult, it’s very difficult.

Paul

And your final answer is…

Mr. Walters

I don’t know. I think I’m gonna have to get a regular builder to do the guttering.

Jo

Yes or no, Mr. Walters.

Mr. Walters

I hate… Look, I’m sending your tape to a big producer friend of mine. I’m sure he’s gonna love it.

Tina

Is he really any chance related to that other big producer you were talking about last time?

Mr. Walters

Well, possibly.

Jo

Or the one before that.

Mr. Walters

Hey, hey, hey. No, no. This guy is straight up, honest. He’s a head honcho at Polymer Records. He’s a big big friend of mine.

Rachel

Great. What’s his name?

Tina

Bye, Walters.

Bradley

It’s been nice not working with you.

Mr. Walters

It’s Harry. No.

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