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Carl Kolchak quotes from Kolchak: The Night Stalker

Played by Darren McGavin · 86 quotes · page 3 of 6

Carl Kolchak

Most-quoted character in Kolchak: The Night Stalker: in 86 of its 102 quotes
Most scenes with: Tony Vincenzo (10)

Lines by Carl Kolchak 42

Carl Kolchak

[into his tape recorder] The campus security force insisted on calling the Chicago Police to press charges against me. But they found a sudden surprising resistance from Dr. C. Evan Spate, who claimed the tablet had been broken accidentally. And despite verification by a confused and frightened Michael Thompson, neither reporter, Ms. Rosalind Winters nor I, had enough hard evidence to file a story. It had all turned to dust. However, published story or not, I can only say to you is that if you should ever meet a young woman who seems just too lovely to be really of this world, well just remember, there's a very good chance that she isn't. [chuckles]

Carl Kolchak

[voiceover] Tuesday, 11:15 pm. If you know anything about Chicago politics, you'll understand why a 63-year-old ward captain was braving the ungentle hour and the less-gentle streets. You see, Ward Captain Leo J. Ramutka was returning hone from a wake: an Auf Wiedersehen to a loyal, registered voter he knew would one day meet him at that great polling station in the sky. What Ward Captain Ramutaka failed to foresee was how soon that meeting would be.

Carl Kolchak

[voiceover] Sherman Duffy of the New York Herald once said, "A newspaperman is the loneliest guy on earth. Socially he ranks somewhere between a hooker and a bartender. Spiritually he stands with Galileo, because he knows the world is round." [Sarcastically] Not that it matters much, when his editor knows its flat.

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Carl Kolchak

[about his vampire story] Judge for yourself its believability and then try to tell yourself, wherever you may be, it couldn't happen here.

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Carl Kolchak

Don't look now, baby, but Kolchak's coming back in style.

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Carl Kolchak

Chapter One: This is the story behind one of the greatest manhunts in history. Maybe you read about it or rather what they let you read about it.

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Carl Kolchak

[voiceover] This is the story behind the most incredible series of murders to ever occur in the city of Seattle, Washington. You never read about them in your local newspapers or heard about them on your local radio or television station. Why? Because the facts were watered down, torn apart, and reassembled... in a word, falsified.

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Carl Kolchak

I just saw your "so-called killer" wipe up the street with your so-called police force!

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Scenes with Carl Kolchak 44

Carl Kolchak

[Voiceover] Jane Plumm is fat. She talks a lot about water retention, big boned, but I have to believe the six or eight meals a day with snacks in-between to keep up her strength has a lot to do with it. And Plumm is a reporter however. We have mutual respect, mutual trust.

JPJane Plumm

I don't trust you, Kolchak. You'd double-cross your own fairy godmother for a story.

Carl Kolchak

Why Jane, how can you say a thing like that? Now, you know me better than that.

CWCapt. Warren

You still here? You must like it.

Carl Kolchak

This is a wild goose chase if you try to shoot that guy.

CWCapt. Warren

We did it once. We can do it again.

Carl Kolchak

You did it once, and he smashed down a steel door. How'd he do that?

CWCapt. Warren

He had an accomplice on the outside.

Carl Kolchak

He had an accomplice on the outside? [turns to Vincenzo who's talking on a payphone] What's happening?

Will you shut up a minute! [talks into the phone] Not you.

Carl Kolchak

[turns back to Warren] I talked to one of the guys on the TAC squad. It's that fence- the electric fence. That's what stopped him. [turns to Vincenzo] What did you find out? What?

Carl Kolchak

1908! Think. In 1908, in New York City, they caught a Ripper.

CWCapt. Warren

I don't have time for this.

Carl Kolchak

No. You gotta... You better make time for it. Because that's one thing he's got plenty of. And if you don't stop him now, he's gonna go on forever.

CWCapt. Warren

You're an absurd man, Kolchak.

Carl Kolchak

Listen, it's electricity! Don't you understand? That's the only thing he was scared of in New York City in 1908! Do you know why?

[Warren walks into his office and slams the door in Kolchak's face]

Carl Kolchak

I want to see that prisoner.

CWCapt. Warren

Kolchak, he's in Maximum Security. You know what Maximum Security means? Nobody goes in, nobody goes out.

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[bursts into the room] That prisoner - he just broke out of Maximum Security!

Carl Kolchak

Ah hah!

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