Ron Updyke quotes from Kolchak: The Night Stalker

Played by Jack Grinnage · 3 quotes

Played by Jack Grinnage

Kolchak: The Night Stalker · 102 quotes

Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Kolchak: The Night Stalker: in 3 of its 102 quotes
Most scenes with: Tony Vincenzo (2)

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Ron Updyke

With the proper food and exercise, you should be able to do everything at ninety that you can do at nineteen.

S1 E19 The Youth Killer

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Scenes with Ron Updyke 2

Ron Updyke

I think I'm getting sick.

Tony Vincenzo

Well, how about all those megavitamins you've been taking, and the massive doses of Vitamin C?

Ron Updyke

They're making me sick.

S1 E5 The Werewolf

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Ron Updyke

It seems some dangerous animals did escape, including two large apes, a pair of adult African gibbons, as well as a Malayan tiger, a civet cat, and a pie-cost.

Tony Vincenzo

What's a pie-cost?

Ron Updyke

89 cents. [chuckles]

S1 E13 Primal Scream

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