Businessman? What businessman keeps a mummy in the basement and a dummy in a key staff position?
Carl, you yourself said that the mummy vanished, right?
You had a terrible hit on the head, and you saw things. And as for having dummies in key staff positions, I'm as guilty as the next.
I won't be around for the new Millennium, will you?
It says here the Andrews family changed their name from Arguello. And they're from Jalisco, and the hotel chain started in Veracruz.
It's Ha-lisco, Tony, not Ja-lisco.
Oh, excuse me, Jose. I don't care if they came from Hersey City, New Hersey! There are Mexicans there too, but none of them are Aztecs.
If Chicago Bears and Green Berets aren't safe on the streets of Chicago, who is?
I promised I'd show up with a haircut, a new hat, and pressed suit... but I lie a lot.
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