Go on, up against the wall. All of you.
[McGreggor doesn't move]
In, eh, including you, Fumbles. Go.
MMcGregor
Me? Why?
Because you got dishpan hands. Move!
S1 E7The Corrupter
GFGaylord Fuller
I say it now like I said before: A six makes me money and a eight makes me more.
There's a patrolman bringing in, eh, the stone cutter they fired. The guy's a lush alright, you get bombed just reading his yellow sheet!
You know Bannerman really does save string? There's a whole ball of it in his desk. Including every report since Dutch Schultz.
It seems to me they had an observation report a couple of weeks ago on the... Lumpjaws, and a few of the other fences.
It's probably in the round file. Nobody ever looks there.
Well, ask Bannerman, he saves string.
S1 E8Dark Sunday
When I was in school my grandmother died six times; always during the World Series.
Oh yeah? We all had the same grandmother.
Hey, what's with the lollypops?
I'm looking to close the generation gap. Get outa here!
SMSteve Macey
There's sweat on you. That's fear and weakness. You can drown in that stuff, Ray.
VValano
I got a cousin on the force in Denver. He says stakeout's his favorite duty.
SStavros
I think retirement's mine.
I give you this week's mystery map. You solve the riddle, you win a two-week trip to, eh, well, where do you wanna go?
Home!
Hm-hm. Why do I always yawn on Saturdays?
S1 E9Conspiracy of Fear
WWaiter
Good evening, do you have an invitation?
[smiles] Oh, Fast Feeney. You've lost a lot of weight.
WWaiter
Why don't you send yourself up, Kojak? You could use a Sing Sing slimming.
[chuckles] Well, you're gonna get five more years for that.
WFWhitney Farrow
What was that all about?
PMPaul Merchison
A detective lieutenant bucking for captain's bars. He won't be back.
WFWhitney Farrow
[scoffs] I seem to remember someone saying that about Napoleon.
VMVictor Marchette
[on phone] You know who's his own man? Hm? Nobody. Now let's face it, who wants to be a nobody?
Where do you get the 14-carat chutzpah to talk to an elected official like that, and in front of a dozen witnesses?
Hey look, Mac, uh, I'm onto something...
Oh, you're onto something? You'll be into men's ready-wear if Murchison has his way.
FFowler
Lieutenant, line two.
I told you not to interrupt me unless it was important. Is it a broad?
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