“Conspiracy of Fear” · Season 1, Episode 9
In this episode: Lt. Theo Kojak (3), Capt. Frank McNeil (1)
Good evening, do you have an invitation?
[smiles] Oh, Fast Feeney. You've lost a lot of weight.
Why don't you send yourself up, Kojak? You could use a Sing Sing slimming.
[chuckles] Well, you're gonna get five more years for that.
What was that all about?
A detective lieutenant bucking for captain's bars. He won't be back.
[scoffs] I seem to remember someone saying that about Napoleon.
[on phone] You know who's his own man? Hm? Nobody. Now let's face it, who wants to be a nobody?
Where do you get the 14-carat chutzpah to talk to an elected official like that, and in front of a dozen witnesses?
Hey look, Mac, uh, I'm onto something...
Oh, you're onto something? You'll be into men's ready-wear if Murchison has his way.
Lieutenant, line two.
I told you not to interrupt me unless it was important. Is it a broad?
[on phone] That's all I have to do? Duh... set it up?
No, that's not all you have to do! You got to be there when he shows!
[increasingly nervous] Be there when they kill him?
If it bothers you that much, don't watch.
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