Det. Bobby Crocker quotes from Kojak

Det. Bobby Crocker

There's a patrolman bringing in, eh, the stone cutter they fired. The guy's a lush alright, you get bombed just reading his yellow sheet!

Det. Bobby Crocker

You know Bannerman really does save string? There's a whole ball of it in his desk. Including every report since Dutch Schultz.

Det. Bobby Crocker

[shouting at Ibbotson] We'll have you back inside so fast, your underwear will have to take the next train!

Detective

George Mastin. He used to make obscene phone calls.

That was a long time ago!

Detective

Then his phone bill got too big, so he started putting his money into property.

Det. Bobby Crocker

That right, Georgie?

I own a few buildings...

Lt. Theo Kojak

Here, get your hat and coat. We just got a break.

Det. Bobby Crocker

An arm or a leg?

Lt. Theo Kojak

A neck: Cleveland's.

Lt. Theo Kojak

I want the tax returns and bank statements on Donnelly for the past two years.

Det. Bobby Crocker

Lieutenant, it's Sunday.

Lt. Theo Kojak

Well, you make believe it's Friday! And have somebody at the bank agree with you.

Det. Bobby Crocker

Right on.

Lt. Theo Kojak

It seems to me they had an observation report a couple of weeks ago on the... Lumpjaws, and a few of the other fences.

Det. Bobby Crocker

It's probably in the round file. Nobody ever looks there.

Lt. Theo Kojak

Well, ask Bannerman, he saves string.

Det. Bobby Crocker

Hey, what's with the lollypops?

Lt. Theo Kojak

I'm looking to close the generation gap. Get outa here!

Lt. Theo Kojak

We could save ourselves a plethora of surprises.

Det. Bobby Crocker

What the hell is plethora?

Lt. Theo Kojak

Follow me. We'll get a library card.