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Kojak · Season 1, Episode 9

Waiter and Lt. Theo Kojak in “Conspiracy of Fear”

Waiter

Good evening, do you have an invitation?

Lt. Theo Kojak

[smiles] Oh, Fast Feeney. You've lost a lot of weight.

Waiter

Why don't you send yourself up, Kojak? You could use a Sing Sing slimming.

Lt. Theo Kojak

[chuckles] Well, you're gonna get five more years for that.

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