Waiter
Good evening, do you have an invitation?
Lt. Theo Kojak
[smiles] Oh, Fast Feeney. You've lost a lot of weight.
Waiter
Why don't you send yourself up, Kojak? You could use a Sing Sing slimming.
Lt. Theo Kojak
[chuckles] Well, you're gonna get five more years for that.
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