Kirby: Right Back at Ya! quotes

Okay, it's your turn.

Right.

Do it, Tiff!

Get ready!

King Dedede

Oh, Slice n' Splice didn't make the cut.

Escargoon

Well that fortune teller warned ya, Sire, and I quote, "When you try makin' trouble, your trouble will double."

King Dedede

[tightly hugs Escargoon in dismay and cries loudly]

It's too late to use it now. The sun rod bit the dust.

I'm really sorry that we couldn't put you two back together again.

That's okay. We may have two bodies...

But we've got one heart. [he and Falala laugh and hug each other]

Kirby

Fofa! [puffs up and flies for a short bit]

Kirby, say "thank you!" If it wasn't for Fololo and Falala, you'd still be two Kirbys.

Kirby

[puffs out and lets out a confused Poyo]

He doesn't get it.

Kirby

Fofa!

[giggles alongside Falala] I'm not Fofa. I'm Fololo.

And I'm Falala.

Fololo and Falala!

Kirby

Fololo. Falala.

Gus

Boy, directin’ traffic’s gotta be pretty boring for Chief Bookem.

What’s so bad about directing traffic?

Gus

There ain’t any.

It may be dull, but Cappy Town needs a reliable cop like him!

Gus

That’s true. Say what you want, but good ol’ Bookem’s dependable, all right.

Lunatics! This is a road, not a bumper car track!

Escargoon

It's your fault. I guess you must've skipped the Driver's Ed class where they teach you the King's always got the right of way.

King Dedede

Just ask the DDDMV!

Escargoon

You could have been hurt in that crash, but luckily your stomach acts as a built-in airbag.

The King's firing Chief Bookem?

Chef Kawasaki

There goes my doughnut sales.

The Rough Rangers Squad is the toughest fighting force on the planet. My buddies and me got stuck in some real jams on the battlefield, but we never gave up. It's like us Rangers always say, Tuff: "Always try!"

Escargoon

Those bees gave me so many lumps that I feel like a bowl of oatmeal!

[While Driving Dedede's Tank And Yelling At The Same Time] Driving sure is a lot harder than it looks!

What?! This isn't good! That road leads to the Booma-Dooma Volcano! There's no telling when that thing's gonna blow!

King Dedede

Aw, my paper's in pieces! Grr... if that's how y'all gonna play it, i'm gonna up the ante!

[to the bees, about Dedede and Escargoon] Company bee, arrest these crooks!

Escargoon

Leave us alone, don't pollinate something!

King Dedede

Don't you dare sting yo king!

Escargoon

[shaking] Sire, please, I wouldn't taste very good! I'M BITTERRRRRRR!!

King Dedede

If that Shiitake guy's coming here tonight, I'm gonna serve him up a plate of sizzlin' snail.

King Dedede

What better way to honor your King than to let him sauté you?

Escargoon

[whimpers] I never thought I'd go like this...

King Dedede

[trying samples of Kawasaki's food] Tasteless! Nasty! Awful! This stinks! This too! Lousy! Putrid! Rancid! TREASON!!! Kawa-yucki, I oughta fry you up like a fritter!

Escargoon

I know this came out of the oven, but it tastes like it came outta the sofa cushions!