Now that's my kind of clownin' around! Wonder if that guy does birthday parties?
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WWhippy
Hitti hitti!
HHana
I don't know what's gotten into Kirby, but something has.
[cries] Oh no... how could you? My relics are just a pile of rubble now. Why did he come in here and smash them all? Why, Kirby?
[crying] I'm always nice to Kirby! Why would he wanna do 'dis?
What is wrong, Kirby? You do not seem to be your perky-pink self today.
TTiff
[horrified] HE DID THAT!?
Thanks to Kirby, I can't make predictions anymore!
SSamo
He smashed up my place, too!
TTuff
This doesn't look too good for Kirby.
TTiff
There has to be a misunderstanding. Kirby's a Star Warrior, not a juvenile delinquent!
Kirby totaled my car...[cries]
He done what?!
Kirby's smashing up Cappy Town like a pink wrecking ball!
[laughs] He sees it's more fun to be a heel than a hero! But there's only room for one mischief-maker in this kingdom, and that's me!
Well now the Cappies are more scared of Kirby than they are you, Sire.
Say what?
Maybe they're just afraid of Kirby because he's a dynamic-demonic ball of fire, and you're just a big bellied out of shape ball of blubber! [gets hit it with Dedede's mallet]
Now you're out of shape. I'm checking this out!
Oh, hello, Kirby. Come on in. I got some leftover turkey jerky hash if you want... Where you goin'? You don't have to have the hash. I can cook anything you want me to. Ah! You just name it!
TTiff
This can't be true.
[Which leads King Dedede and Escargoon to drive into Cappy Town with their Royal Racecar]
I heard a rumor that Kirby's raisin' a ruckus 'round here.
He's public enemy number one.
He's destroying Cappy Town!
He's like a monster.
Is that so?
I told you Kirby's scarier than you are.
[Kirby throws a pan out the window, breaking it]
TTiff
It is Kirby!
He does look kinda scary.
[laughs] Who knew a half-pint could be so horrifying?
I ain't gonna let that pipsqueak out-mean me! [He jumps out of Royal Racecar]
Wait, what are you gonna do!?
I'm gonna prove I'm more troublesome than Kirby is! [He enters in Kawasaki's restaurant]
Sire, I was only kidding!
Hey you there, gumball!
[Kirby's evil state up-close for himself and Dedede gasped]
You're much worse than Kirby.
[Kirby's evil state up-close for himself, Escargoon screams and hides behind Dedede]
Forget it! Kirby ain't no threat to you Cappies. Why he's as harmless as a horse-fly!
TTiff
Yeah, anyone who knows Kirby knows that he wants to help us, not hurt us.
It's true. Why that goody-goody ain't got a bad bone in his body.
[After Demon Kirby set the fire on Kawasaki's restaurant] Why, Kirby!? Why!?
He destroyed headquarters...
[King Dedede's Royal Racecar crashed into Chief Bookem's police station, Doron escapes and exploding violently]
THERE GOES MY LIMO!!!
Thanks, Kirby.
Now what am I gonna drive?
They're wiped out.
[All the cappies talking at once]
TTuff
I can't believe this.
I always knew Kirby was trouble, but this takes the cake. That boy's gone ballistic!
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