You call this thing an Ice Dragon? Looks like somethin' you win in a carnival.
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TTuff
Hey Tiff, this rain's frozen.
TTiff
I should've known all along! When moisture freezes, it crystallizes and becomes snow.
TTiff
This doesn't make sense. Cappy Town's never had snow before.
Heh! He turned steamin' Dream Land into a winter wonderland!
Yes. Perhaps he is behind this... snow job.
CChilly
Chilly!
Snow's strictly for penguins. I ain't gonna freeze my feathers off!
This weather ain't gonna be done with 'til Kirby's on ice, but Chilly's too much of a chump to do it.
TTiff
And on that day, all of our dreams came true. The beautiful princess married the handsome prince and they all lived happily ever after. How'd you like that story, Kirby?
Poyo.
TTuff
Ah, I think these fairy tales are bogus. All that prince and princess junk's all made up, anyway.
TTiff
Maybe so, but fairy tales aren't supposed to be like real life.
Children! Children, we have incredibly exciting news!
A princess is coming to visit Cappy Town!
TTiff
What?
TTuff
You mean a real life princess?
Poyo?
Yes, the princess Rona! She's making a tour of Dream Land and she's scheduled a short visit with us!
TTiff
Princess Rona?
Poyo.
We don't have time to talk! The princess is coming, we have to skedaddle!
TTuff
He-hey! This is awesome!
TTiff
You said princesses were junk.
TTuff
Princesses in fairy tales are, but princesses in Cappy Town aren't!
Poyah!
Say what? A princess?
Her name's Princess Rona, and I've heard through the grapevine that she's a real peach.
She sure sounds like a big hunk of heaven to me.
Not so quick, King Casanova. How do you know she's available?
[hugs Escargoon] Why else would she be comin' to Cappy Town but to find herself a royal husband? [throws Escargoon aside] Now get there straight to work! We gonna have ourselves a royal weddin'!
TTuff
Wow, Tiff, I never knew what girls could be like 'til I met Princess Rona.
TTiff
And what is that supposed to mean?
TTuff
Before I met Princess Rona, I thought all girls were like you.
TTiff
Is that so? Well before I met Commander Vee, I thought boys were like you. But now I know they can be gallant and handsome. ["Commander Vee" turns to her as if "he" just heard her. She gasps] I hope he didn't just hear me...
You must be Sir Ebrum's daughter, Tiff. I'm very pleased to meet you, Tiff.
TTiff
I'm very pleased to meet you, Commander Vee.
And this amiable young man must be your brother Tuff.
TTuff
[groans] What's amiable mean?
And who's your little pink pet?
TTiff
Kirby isn't a pet! Kirby's a Star Warrior, Commander Vee.
Oh, a Star Warrior! I beg your pardon, Kirby! Please forgive my mistake. I'm especially pleased to make your acquaintance.
Poyo! [moves closer to "Vee" in a friendly manner]
[laughs] You're quite friendly for a warrior.
[laughs and bursts in with a bouquet of roses in hand] Sorry to louse up yer lunch. Ah, blossoms for a blossom.
I am very grateful, King.
Princess, I'm about to show ya the best time ya ever had in yer royal life.
I'm afraid that won't be possible.
Yeah? Why not?
Her Highness needs to rest after a long journey to your planet, and she doesn't desire a tour guide.
What's that?
Are you sure? He knows where all the hot spots are. He knows where you can get a pizza at 3 in the morning.
It's getting very late. Good night, Kirby.
Poyo.
On behalf of the Princess, we thank you for your kind hospitality.
Yes. Thank you very much.
That Vee vermin's makin' it hard for me to catch myself a queen.
Well it's not all his fault. Honestly, you're not exactly personality plus.
I'm gonna practice my proposal.
[later, King Dedede, Escargoon, and the Waddle Dees have set up a scene to practice the marriage proposal, with Escargoon perched up high]
[practicing his proposal to Princess Rona] Ah, sweet princess, of my heart.
[swoons]
From the moment I laid my big ol' eyes on your big ol' head, I knew you were my love.
[swoons again]
And to show you how much I love you, I wrote a little thingy. This is when we cue the music. You over there, hit the button!
[The Waddle Dee starts playing the music]
Oh, don't you know, I love you, baby yeah ♪ I love you ♪
I give you four stars for presentation. [gets hit by Dedede's notebook]
Yeah, you'll see! She will be mine!
TTuff
You sure are popular, Princess Rona.
Greetings, Princess.
Welcome to Cappy Town.
Hey, Princess!
Thank you all for your warm hospitality.
What an honor.
She's the prettiest princess who's ever been here.
Well, she's the only princess who's ever been here, Curio.
TTiff
Hey, everybody! This is Commander Vee. He's in the Royal Guard.
Royal Guard, eh?
What, no princess?
He's no Princess Rona.
TTiff
Hey! What's the matter with all of you? The Commander is a very important person.
Please don't be upset with them. I'd really be much happier if people didn't make such a big fuss over me.
TTiff
You would?
[Kirby starts inhaling the food at the stands, starting with Tuggle's hot dogs]
Kirby, take it easy! Those are very filling!
[Kirby inhales the cotton candy next, much to Mayor Len's worry]
[laughs] For a little fellow, he has quite an appetite!
TTiff
Uh...
Kirby, do you mind if I try some?
But that's just junk food.
["Vee" tastes the cotton candy anyway]
Mmm. What do you call this?
TTiff
[giggles] Commander Vee, haven't you ever had cotton candy before?
No, I haven't. But it's delicious! [to Mayor Len] Thank you, sir!
Oh no, please keep your money, Commander. The cotton candy is on Cappy Town.
[everyone laughs]
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