Meta Knight quotes from Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

Meta Knight

What are you up to, Knuckle Joe? You are putting this planet in danger!

Just tryin' to keep my bosses happy.

I think we finally got most of them.

Oh, that Knuckle Joe! Why did he make all this trouble?!

Meta Knight

[approaches Kirby and the kids alongside Sword and Blade] Something big is brewing at the castle. Let's go!

Meta Knight

Masher is a real heavyweight.

[Replying to Meta Knight about Masher being a real heavyweight] You said it!

Meta Knight

Kirby's too exhausted to put up a fight!

Kirby, suck it up!

[gasps] NO! [Masher closes in on the injured Kirby] Get up, Kirby!

[rushing over to Meta Knight] Meta Knight!

King Dedede

It whupped Meta Knight quick.

Escargoon

That Masher's a marvel.

laughs You ain't seen nothin' yet.

No, Kirby!

Knuckle Joe, please stop!

Kirby.

Okay. Finish him.

[leaps in the air to attack] Smash Punch! Kirby, suck it up!

Oh, wow!

Fighter Kirby!

Now we got a real fight. Alright Masher, do your stuff.

Spin Kick!

Vulcan Jab, Vulcan Jab!

King Dedede

[in reaction to Knuckle Joe's sudden betrayal against Masher] You was supposed to clobber Kirby, not mess with Masher!

I tricked ya!

King Dedede

Whazzat?

It took a long time to plan, but it was worth it. I'm a monster hunter now, and I wanted to bag one of the big ones. That meant goin' after Masher!

So that's it.

You didn't work for them. You were only pretending to work for Nightmare Enterprises!

Yeah, I figured the company wasn't gonna let me anywhere near their really strong monsters, so I just sent them my resume.

Meta Knight

Hmmm. So you hunted down Masher... with a suit and tie?

King Dedede

That's De-de-de-devious! [laughing]

Escargoon

What are you laughing at? Knuckle Joe just made you look like a knucklehead.

King Dedede

AAAAH! You two-timer! Nobody monkeys with Triple D!

Sorry, tubby. Too late!

King Dedede

[growls angrily] Masher, pummel them two pole-cats! I want ya to grind 'em into grit!

Ready for some tag-team attacks, Kirby?

Kirby

Poyo. [mimics Knuckle Joe's nose rub]

We thought you were workin' for the bad guys.

You were like a double agent, Joe.

Yeah, well I couldn't have done it without my pal Kirby.

Kirby

Poyo.

Meta Knight

Hunting down monsters throughout the universe... Joe, your father would be proud.

Kirby. Anytime ya need a partner, just give me a call. I'll be there in a flash. See ya! [flies off]

Bye, Joe!

Kirby

Poyo! [waves goodbye to Knuckle Joe then mimics his nose rub]

So all along she was a monster in disguise.

Meta Knight

That's Broom King.

[laughs evilly] I'll show you who's king! Attack!

Meta Knight

This is perfect.

What're you talking about?

It's over. Kirby's gonna lose the match.

Meta Knight

In order to mature, Kirby must be pushed to his utmost limits. Only then will he learn to exceed them.

Uh oh. Kirby's gonna get pulverized.

That wrestler's too big.

Meta Knight

Every opponent has a weakness.

King Dedede

[laughs] LOOKITDAT!

Escargoon

[quietly] Sire, shush! You're being recorded, keep your trap shut. Looks like they drew these with their eyes closed.

King Dedede

Remind me to fire that no-talent character designer!

Escargoon

Y'know, your head's even fatter than I thought it was.

Okay, guys. Get ready.

Our lines are coming up.

Meta Knight

Tiff, I am nervous. I have never... acted before.

Don't worry. You'll do great.

Meta Knight

Thank you.

Meta Knight

Look! It is Fire Dedede, our Hero! [to himself] I would never say that.

Escargoon

What's going on here? These pictures aren't colored in yet!

King Dedede

I don't see no backgrounds, neither!

Chef Kawasaki

We didn't have time, sire!

King Dedede

Forget it! It's the performances that matter!

Escargoon

Majesty, how could ANYONE perform with these scribbles?!

King Dedede

Nevermind them scribble-gribbles, read the script!

That's new.

What mode is that, Meta Knight?

Meta Knight

He is now Bomb Kirby.

Bomb Kirby?

[about the Winged Star] Wow, Kirby really knows how to fly that thing!

Meta Knight

A Star Warrior can fly anything.

How'd we get inside Kabu? What happened?

Don't you remember? You and Kirby were flying on the Warp Star and you fell off.

We were kind of worried. You and Kirby have been knocked out ever since.

But what about all those flying fighters that were after Kirby?

What flyin' fighters, Tiff?

What do you mean what flying fighters?

There weren't any fighters. We've all been inside waitin' for you guys to wake up.

Meta Knight

Tiff, did you really see them?

I'm telling you, I saw them, Meta Knight. You don't think I'd lie, do you?

Kirby

Poyo.

No, Tiff. It was all a dream. A dream that only you and Kirby dreamt.

I don't understand.

Tiff, I sent you and Kirby that dream. I have learned from others like me that eNeMeE has been stealing Air Ride Machines throughout the universe.

But I still don't understand why you would send that dream to Kirby and me.

Kirby must learn to fly not just Warp Stars, but other battle vehicles as well.

Well you should be proud of him. Kirby flew those things like a pro.

Kirby

Poyo!

King Dedede

[Togeira, inside his head, has just stored enough of his anger and now unleashes it into an explosive flaming rage from within him, causing him to let loose a rage-filled roar to everyone's horror while causing Escargoon whimpering at the same time] Now it's payback time!

No more Mister Nice Guy.

Kirby

Poyo! Po, poy!

He's back to his old self.

Meta Knight

No, the monster is still controlling him.

King Dedede

Alright Escargoon, who's been beating on me!?

Escargoon

[yells in panic, then laughs nervously and afterwards throws Dedede's hammer to Kirby] Uh, Kirby!

Kirby

Poy! [Dedede grabs his hammer back from him] Po, poyo? Po...

King Dedede

WELL NOW I'M GONNA POUND YOU 'TIL YOU'RE FLAT AS A FLAPPY-JACK!!!