Meta Knight quotes from Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

Meta Knight

King Dedede may be a despicable dictator, but you've got to admit he's got some funny shtick.

Oh, please. I've had toothaches funnier than King Dedede.

Meta Knight

Our deeds bind us to fate as surely as the sun sets.

Could you say that in English?

You know what to do.

So you want it?! Take it! Here!

All right!

Nice goin', Kirby!

Yeah!

Meta Knight

Kirby has transformed. He is now Cutter Kirby! Cutter Kirby can battle his opponent with the cutter on his cap.

Meta Knight

It appears you were able to shamboozle us all, Escargoon.

Sir Ebrum

By jove! You suddenly had me believing in ghosts.

Lady Like

Tuff, I'm ashamed of you!

King Dedede is always doing stuff to scare us. Why shouldn't we scare him?

Kirby

Poyo!

Well, I guess bad things happen to bad kings!

King Dedede

You're a kid.

Don't let that fool ya. My name's Knuckle Joe.

Knuckle Joe?

Meta Knight

What!?

Cut the gab. Where's the Star Warrior?

I know he's here. Where is he?

Escargoon

Majesty, he means...

King Dedede

Hm. [laughs] I happen to know just the Star Warrior you lookin' for.

Then spill your guts, tubby.

King Dedede

Uhhh, tubby?

Escargoon

Hey wise guy, this is the king you're talking about! You can't insult him because he's fat! Or because he's a big ignoramus! Or because he's a tightwad...[gets hammered by Dedede]

King Dedede

[clears throat] Sonny, I know just the Star Warrior you lookin' for, and his name's Kirby.

Look out... Kirby.

Meta Knight

There is no reason to battle Kirby, my friend. The one you seek is me.

Who are you?

Meta Knight

I am the Star Warrior who defeated... your father.

He wasn't a father! He was a... weakling!

Meta Knight

In this case, I am glad that he is gone, so that he doesn't have to see the monster you have become.

What? I ain't no monster!

Meta Knight

Anyone who abandons his reason, and lives only by hatred, is a monster.

Huh?

Knuckle Joe... What we do makes us monsters. And look what you've done to Kirby.

That's what a monster would do.

Wrong! I am not a monster!

Meta Knight

I am not so sure. You lived on hatred. And that is what eNeMeE loves.

I told ya, Meta Knight... I'm not a monster.

Meta Knight

I know, Joe. I know.

We should have stayed to protect Kirby.

Blade Knight

[mumbling] Our promise.

We're sorry, kids. We won't let it happen again.

That's okay. The only reason you two were reckless was because you knew Meta Knight was in trouble.

You guys sure are loyal to him. How'd you meet him?

Kirby

Poyo.

Blade Knight

[mumbling] Long time ago.

Back when Meta Knight and the Star Warriors were battling Nightmare's monster armies. (begins flashback) The struggle turned the whole galaxy into a wasteland. To survive, we became bandits.

Meta Knight

Out of my way. Let me pass!

Oh, we'll be happy to let you pass, for a price.

Meta Knight

I have no time for your games. The monster that is chasing me is truly dangerous.

We're dangerous too.

Meta Knight

I warn you. Leave now while you still have a chance.

Blade Knight

Away! Away! [mumbling]

Meta Knight

Run. Quickly! [Blade Knight and Sword Knight hide as he then fights back against WolfWrath and ultimately forces it into a nearby lake as the flashback ends]

We were just a pair of lousy crooks.

Blade Knight

Meta Knight [mumbling] rescued us.

So that's why you follow him.

'Cause he saved you both.

[about the weapons hung on the wall of their master's living room] Those things on the wall... We used them to rob and steal. Now they remind us of what fools we were before we met Meta Knight.

Brings back memories, don't it, Blade?

Blade Knight

[mumbling]

Meta Knight

So. Are you two sure you want to join me?

Blade Knight

You're [mumbling] great warrior.

We want to make your cause our cause.

Meta Knight

I will tell you what we must do. We must search for a new warrior... one who will defeat eNeMeE and bring justice to our galaxy.

From that moment on, we became Meta Knight's followers.

Blade Knight

And, [mumbling] loyal to him.

All the trees and all the plants are dying away. That factory's ruined everything. If we only knew this before.

Meta Knight

This kind of destruction is caused by... acid rain.

Acid rain?

Meta Knight

It is created when toxic chemicals contaminate the atmosphere.

We gotta shut that place down... but, I don’t know. I’m not sure anybody will want to as long as they get their free appliances.

Kirby's in trouble!

That monster knows every trick in the book!

Meta Knight

You mean in the cookbook!

Hey, that's a pretty good one!

Yeah! He's Fire Kirby!

Meta Knight

No, that's the heartburn from Kawasaki's cooking.

Chef Kawasaki

I finally out-spiced Kirby!

Meta Knight

This attack is far too dangerous! I'm afraid Microphone Kirby's singing...may be his worst attack of all!

Now you tell me!

Meta Knight

Tiff. Have you ever met that snail before?

Never. I was just being nice to him because he seemed so upset.

Meta Knight

Hmmm. We've never met, but somehow he knew both of our names.

I think the guy's missing a few marbles.

Meta Knight

Maybe so. We'd better keep an eye on him in case his condition worsens.

I wonder if his name really is Escargoon...

Escargoon

[having overheard Tiff & Meta Knight's conversation and realizing they've forgotten him as well] Oh, mercy! This is the darkest day of my life! [runs away, crying]