What?! You blamin' this here weather on me!?
You two brats need to take a chill pill!
TTuff
Don't act innocent! How come it got so cold all of a sudden?
I bet you ordered another freeze monster!
Oh, is that so? [As he shows a "Notice" bill sign] Guess again!
Huh? "Due to late charges on your account, until further notice, you can no longer order any monsters"?
TTuff
Ha! Maybe you better start paying your bills.
We don't need advice from a pipsqueak like you!
I can pay them bills any time I want to. Only I don't want to!
[Both laughing. Dedede sneezes]
[Kirby and the kids have found a giant air conditioner that's been spewing cold air into the sky, discovering the source of the second wave of Winter weather in Dream Land]
TTuff
Hey Tiff, what is that thing?
The Pengy tribe brought this here on purpose, and it's so powerful that it turned our summer into winter.
[suddenly, the trio hears a familiar voice. It's Pengy]
So, it looks as though our young friends have discovered our secret. [laughs as the trio turns around to see him and his guards ambush them and surround them with their spears]
[Tuff gasps in horror]
KTKirby, Tuff, and the Cappy kids
[cheering]
[Kirby, Tuff, and the Cappy kids gasp]
TTuff
[brings out a nice hot bowl of ramen] Here, nice hot noodles.
Hot... noodles...? [steps closer to Tuff, laughing all the while, while quickly recovering from his red eyes of sleeplessness] THEY'S FINALLY HERE!!!
Thanks, kid. [takes the bowl of ramen before Dedede can grab it]
Huh? [sees Escargoon eating the ramen and grabs him] You no-good noodle-nabber! [swipes the ramen bowl]
[swipes his ramen bowl back] Hands off! I just ordered these for myself.
TTuff
That's right. He called 10 minutes ago.
Yeah? Well I ordered me a big bowl of noodles yesterday. [releases Escargoon] I thought mine got here first.
TTuff
Uh oh. I guess Kirby goofed up after all. Uh, be right back with your order! [runs off back to Restaurant Kawasaki]
[angrily growls] I should've known it was Kirby, that nasty little pasta poacher! I'm gonna get me my own delivery dude so there ain't no more mess-up!
[Chief Bookem is in the process of cutting down a tree when Tiff, Tuff, and Kirby suddenly take notice and start running at him]
NOOOO! Don't cut that tree!
[Too late; Chief Bookem suddenly reacts in terror as the tree he cut starts falling down in front of Tiff]
[the tree crashes down and lands in front of her as she dodges out of the way]
TTuff
What do you think you're doin'?!
Dumping garbage was bad enough, but now cutting down trees?! I won't let you continue this tour!
[King Dedede and Escargoon look at each other and nod to each other in delight]
Listen up! Due to complaints, this 'ere tour's cancelled.
So long, Cappies! You're on your own.
[the Cappies react in horror]
You're abandoning us in the middle of the forest?!
Little missy here. She can take over.
All right, but before we go, hand over all the supplies.
Why? You won't be stayin' the night.
It's a quick hike outta the woods if ya don't lose yer way.
[King Dedede and Escargoon both laugh]
Keep working! [whips King Dedede, then he, Kirby, Tiff, Tuff, and the Cappies laugh] You two swindlers will replace every tree that was destroyed.
Only a few thousand to go.
We gonna be keepin' at it fer days.
TTuff
[while the Cappies continue laughing] C'mon, you can do it, guys!
Yeah, you're experts at dirty work.
TTuff
Hey, Tiff, it's Kine.
Careful, Kine, or you'll end up somebody's dinner.
Don't talk to me that way. It frightens me! I had nightmares of waking up with a side order of fries.
Well... that's just nature kind. Sometimes, one species has to eat the other.
Is that what would happen if a fisherman caught me?
TTuff
Sure it is! You'd be a sushi special.
See that? That big hunk o' blubber's a menace to society! That whale oughtta be in jail.
You're right, Sire. We have to capture it. It's a danger to us all!
TTuff
We saw what you're hidin' down there. Nets and harpoons and stuff for catching whales!
Aww. Guess we've been found out. Escargoon?
Aye aye, Sire. [presses a button and Dedede's boat reveals its true form as a whaling ship]
This isn't a tour boat. It's a whaling ship!
[laughing] Time to start whalin'!
Look, Sire. It's raining calamari!
Great. I'm bankrupt and all I got is a lifetime supply of squid.
We're broke now! What do we do?
That's easy. We can use this squid to make sushi. Right?
[Dedede and Escargoon crying; Tiff and Tuff laughing]
TTuff
Kirby loves his sushi.
[Tiff and Tuff laughing again]
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