Tiff quotes from Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

King Dedede

See that? That big hunk o' blubber's a menace to society! That whale oughtta be in jail.

Escargoon

You're right, Sire. We have to capture it. It's a danger to us all!

HEY!

What's wrong?

We saw what you're hidin' down there. Nets and harpoons and stuff for catching whales!

Kirby

[angrily] Poyo!

For catching whales?!

King Dedede

Aww. Guess we've been found out. Escargoon?

Escargoon

Aye aye, Sire. [presses a button and Dedede's boat reveals its true form as a whaling ship]

This isn't a tour boat. It's a whaling ship!

King Dedede

[laughing] Time to start whalin'!

We can't just leave this junk here.

Hmm. She's got a point.

I suppose it's part of our civic duty.

Sire, that isn't an island.

Not an island? Then what...

King Dedede

Yeah? Well what do ya call it, then?

King Dedede

Where are we? What kind of island is this?!

That isn't an island at all. You just brought whale watching to a whole new level!

Isn't it great? When you show respect for all creatures, who knows what wonderful things you can learn?

Kirby

Poyo poyo! Poyo!

That's just horrible!

Chef Kawasaki

What is?

Taking advantage of those poor things!

Would you all rather they work for Dedede?

Uh, well...

Hey, Tiff, we never thought about that.

After all, it's not as if we don't treat 'em right!

Your Highness! Let go of the boy!

He wants Dyna Chick for his dinner!

King Dedede

That's right, and I ain't givin' up this here bird no way no how!

Kawasaki, don't fall for it! [Kawasaki exclaims] Dedede must have something up his sleeve.

And it's not just his arm!

Kirby

Poyo!

Escargoon

Why you?! How dare you question His Majesty's integrity!? Why, he's as honest as the day is dark!

Huh?

Escargoon

That's a pretty big stack for someone who hates this idea.

I have no comments for you.

Go away.

Kirby, listen up! [Kirby hiccups] If you don't get rid of those hiccups, you'll never be able to eat again!

Kirby

[Freaking out] POYO!!!!! [Jumps and spins around to freshen up and his hiccups are gone]

Chef Kawasaki

Look, Sire. It's raining calamari!

King Dedede

Great. I'm bankrupt and all I got is a lifetime supply of squid.

Escargoon

We're broke now! What do we do?

Chef Kawasaki

That's easy. We can use this squid to make sushi. Right?

Kirby loves his sushi.

He's happy.

Kirby

Poyo!

That dinosaur looks just like me!

She even has your personality!

[To Tuff] Don't laugh, you have to clean your room too!

Kirby

[while Handing Tuff A Broom] Poyo, Poyo!

Ah boy, what a dirty trick.

Lady Like

I'll be home late, and I won't be able to make dinner for you. So get something from the refrigerator, okay?

Who was that?

Kirby

Poyo?

It was Mom. [imitating Lady Like] "I won't be able to make dinner!" She gets to go out and *we* get to go hungry.

Sir Ebrum

We shall fend for ourselves! I wonder if Kawasaki's has a kids' menu?

We can't go there!

The food's lousy!

Sir Ebrum

Kawasaki's is the best restaurant in Cappy Town, possibly because it's the only restaurant in Cappy Town!

No way!

I'm not going there either! Why don't you cook something up, Tiff?

What? Why me?

Well you're a girl, aren't ya?

[directly in Tuff's face] Oh, I see! I should cook because I'm the girl!

Sure, cooking's womens' work!

Well, wipe that dopey smirk off your face! To say cooking is womens' work is not only insulting, it's also a big fat lie!

But this school doesn't have anything to do with cooking.

Chef Kawasaki

That's okay. My cooking doesn't have anything to do with cooking either!