That's easy for him to say. PLEASE DON'T PULL MY TEETH OUT, DOCTOR!!
[Dedede holds Escargoon’s mouth open.
DededeIt might be better if you just drill em’ down to the roots!
[Kirby, Tiff, Tuff, Iro, Honey, Spikehead, Fololo and Falala were watching it unfold from the windows]
Guess he shoulda brushed more often!
[They all laughed, except Tiff]
I bet you wouldn’t think it was so funny if it was you sitting in that chair...
That maniac drilled so deep, I thought he was gonna strike oil...
King Dedede
[hearty laugh] Serves ya right! I knew that sweet tooth of yours would turn sour someday!
You’re quite a candy fiend yourself, Sire. You could get cavities too, you know.
King Dedede
[laughs] My chompers is way too powerful to get conquered by cavities!
[He shows off his pearly whites to the others]
MBMayor Blustergas, Samo and Kawasaki
Ooooh!
I'm afraid we warned you.
If your tooth is zat hurting...
[looming over Tuff] Then you'll have to go see the dentist.
[cut to King Dedede's bedroom]
King Dedede
SAY WHAT?!?!?! To th' dentist?!
But, Sire, you have to get that tooth filled!
King Dedede
Ain't no way you gonna drag me there!
[cut back to Sir Ebrum's family apartment, where Tuff is hanging on to the edge of the couch while Tiff is pulling him]
I told you! I don't wanna go see the dentist! WAAAAAAAAH!
[cut back to Dedede's bedroom where Escargoon is trying to pull him away from the bed]
King Dedede
I'd rather dive head-first into the Booma-Dooma Volcano!
[cut back to Sir Ebrum's family apartment again]
[cut back to Dedede's room again]
King Dedede
No way!
[cut back to Sir Ebrum's family apartment again]
King Dedede
NGAAAAAAH!
[Cut to Sir Ebrum, Lady Like and Tiff chasing after Tuff in the castle’s hallways, with Kirby happily trailing behind]
I don’t wanna get my teeth drilled!
But if you don’t get it fixed, the pain will get worser!
I don’t care, I’ll take my chances!
Once you get the filling, it won’t hurt at all!
[Cut to another part of the castle’s hallways where King Dedede was being dragged by Escargoon and the Waddle Dees to the dentist, with Waddle Doo on the king’s back]
Doctor Yabui won't hurt you, Sire.
Dedede
He had you shrieking like a smoke detector!
But you’re so completely insensitive, you probably won’t feel a thing!
Dedede
I bet you and them crafty cavities is conspiring against me! [cries]
King Dedede
He done what?!
Kirby's smashing up Cappy Town like a pink wrecking ball!
King Dedede
[laughs] He sees it's more fun to be a heel than a hero! But there's only room for one mischief-maker in this kingdom, and that's me!
Well now the Cappies are more scared of Kirby than they are you, Sire.
King Dedede
Say what?
Maybe they're just afraid of Kirby because he's a dynamic-demonic ball of fire, and you're just a big bellied out of shape ball of blubber! [gets hit it with Dedede's mallet]
King Dedede
Now you're out of shape. I'm checking this out!
[Which leads King Dedede and Escargoon to drive into Cappy Town with their Royal Racecar]
King Dedede
I heard a rumor that Kirby's raisin' a ruckus 'round here.
He's public enemy number one.
He's destroying Cappy Town!
King Dedede
Is that so?
I told you Kirby's scarier than you are.
[Kirby throws a pan out the window, breaking it]
King Dedede
He does look kinda scary.
[laughs] Who knew a half-pint could be so horrifying?
King Dedede
I ain't gonna let that pipsqueak out-mean me! [He jumps out of Royal Racecar]
Wait, what are you gonna do!?
King Dedede
I'm gonna prove I'm more troublesome than Kirby is! [He enters in Kawasaki's restaurant]
Sire, I was only kidding!
King Dedede
Hey you there, gumball!
[Kirby's evil state up-close for himself and Dedede gasped]
You're much worse than Kirby.
[Kirby's evil state up-close for himself, Escargoon screams and hides behind Dedede]
He destroyed headquarters...
[King Dedede's Royal Racecar crashed into Chief Bookem's police station, Doron escapes and exploding violently]
King Dedede
THERE GOES MY LIMO!!!
King Dedede
Now what am I gonna drive?
[All the cappies talking at once]
I always knew Kirby was trouble, but this takes the cake. That boy's gone ballistic!
[At night, Dedede's castle]
King Dedede
[offscreen] I ain't gonna let Kirby to show me up.
This is a surprise, D-Meister. Why the late night call?
King Dedede
Tell me who's the baddest bad guy in Dream Land?!
Is that a trick question?
King Dedede
You're supposed to say it's me!
King Dedede
But them Cappies thinks it's Kirby!
No. How come? [As Dedede angrily growls]
King Dedede
HE SMASHED UP CAPPY TOWN!!
[As Dedede growls furiously] He's tearing through this kingdom on a debris spree!
[laughs] Sounds to me like Kirby found your Demon Frog.
King Dedede
My Demon Frog?
Don't you recall the monster you ordered a couple months back? [imitates frog noises]
King Dedede
Yeah. Now I remember that frog.
[End of flashback]
King Dedede
Sunk right into Kirby?
If the Demon Frog really is inside Kirby, then there's no way he can be held responsible for attacking Cappy Town, because it was really the Demon Frog forcing him to do it.
[cut to where Meta Knight, Tiff, and Tuff eavesdrop and learn the reason for Kirby's evil behavior]
King Dedede
[offscreen] I get it.
[offscreen] Kirby's being controlled by that evil amphibian.
[whispered] I should have guessed Nightmare Enterprises did this!
[whispered] We must find a way to make that Demon Frog leave Kirby.
[whispered] Let's go and find Kirby.
[whispered] Yeah! [She, Tuff, and Meta Knight runs off]
Kirby responded to you, Tiff. He is trying to resist the Demon Frog! That monster doesn't have total control of his mind yet. Call to him again.
Kirby! I told you to knock it off!
King Dedede
I give up, Kirby! [While Demon Kirby is still beating up/attacking him and the Waddle Dees]
FOR THE LAST TIME! STOP, KIRBY!!!!
[The Demon Frog momentarily loses control of Kirby]
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