King Dedede quotes from Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

You should teach those two a lesson.

Yeah, they're always scheming against you!

Kirby

Poyo.

It's time to give them both a taste of their own medicine!

Kirby

Poyo.

King Dedede

Step away, Escargoon! [He kicks Escargoon on a ground and he run away]

Escargoon

Wait, Sire! I'm a coward too!

King Dedede

It's a phone.

That isn't just an ordinary phone, Your Majesty. [Dedede's phone starts ringing with a familiar-sounding ringtone, and Dedede opens his phone to find Kirby and another familiar-sounding ringtone, this one being a remix of the theme song]

King Dedede

Hey, what's that pink stinker doin' in there?!

Escargoon

And what's with that annoying music?!

[laughs] Nobody would ever suspect that you'd use a Kirby phone to call Nightmare Enterprises.

King Dedede

Great idea!

Escargoon

I wouldn't be surprised if we even get stuck with a phone bill.

King Dedede

[about the Halberd] Hey, what is that damn thing?

Escargoon

Sire, how am I supposed to know? But whatever it is, I think our friend at Nightmare Enterprises would be very interested in it.

Meta Knight

The coming battle may well determine the fate of the galaxy.

We can't give up without a fight.

King Dedede

Meta Knight, you's a dirty double-crosser! You've got some nerve buildin' this here battleship in my basement!

Escargoon

And what's with this "fate of the galaxy" mumbo jumbo? You got that helmet on too tight, fella?

Meta Knight

You still have a chance to join forces with us before it is too late.

King Dedede

Lemme see inside of that ship first.

Meta Knight

Follow me. I will take you to the bridge.

King Dedede

Yeah, I'd like to push you off one.

Hey, Big D. What's shakin'?

King Dedede

ME! You just blowed up my monster transmitter!

Escargoon

And you nearly got us, too!

Escargoon

Hey, sire. What were you supposed to do again?

King Dedede

I was supposed to plant this here time bomb on the ship.

Escargoon

We weren't supposed to be on the ship, were we?

King Dedede

Aaah! Get me outta here!

Isn't there any place we can go to get away from you two?

I should've guessed you'd try and stow away.

Escargoon

We have a right to be here, sister!

King Dedede

Yeah, this ship was built on my property.

Chef Kawasaki

What are you doing here?!

King Dedede

I'm comin' along to give you all a helping hand! I'm sick and tired of eNeMeE sendin' me all them defective monsters!

Escargoon

What else can we say? We're disgruntled.

King Dedede

I'm gonna show them crooked creepos that they've done ripped off this here king for the last time!

Well we don't believe a word you say!

Meta Knight

Do your duty, Chief.

I'm lockin' you up as non-combatant detainees.

King Dedede

You think he was trying to tell me something?

Escargoon

He did sound awfully final.

Escargoon

I think we got ourselves a monster!

King Dedede

Hey, there must be some mistake. I didn't order no monster from ya!

We sent this monster to you for free, Your Majesty.

King Dedede

Well I don't want no favors from ya, so just take it all back, ya hear?!

[in unison] RUN!!

King Dedede

You ain't nothin' but a cheap chizzlin' cheater and now we gonna settle the score with ya.

Can't we just talk this over?

King Dedede

It's too late! We just found your space fortress and now we gonna make a sneak attack!

Thanks for the tip off, Big D. [to the other members of N.M.E.] Prepare for attack. Launch all Destraya ships immediately! [signs out]

King Dedede

Hey, that chump just hung up on me!

You're the one who's the chump!

Thanks to you, they know our whole plan now.

Escargoon

[he and Dedede are shocked by what Tiff & Tuff just said] That sales guy just tricked you again, sire.

King Dedede

[Laughs] Least I don't have to pay that phone bill.

Escargoon

I guess Kirby's gonna beat us once and for all, Sire.

King Dedede

What's that sound?

Escargoon

Your phone. [Dedede pulls out his phone and fumbles it between his hands] Ugh, that music's annoying, I wish you'd put it on vibrate. [Dedede catches his phone and opens it]

[laugher] Hey there! Are you ready to surrender yet, Your Majesty?

Escargoon

You bet we are!

King Dedede

I ain't never gonna wave no white flag!

Escargoon

Forget about His Highness, can you at least save me!?

If you'd like to negotiate, you'll have to speak with my boss. [reveals Nightmare, who laughs evilly and hypnotizes both Dedede and Escargoon]

Thanks for the special delivery.

King Dedede

I know that voice. You're the sales dude!

Escargoon

We've never actually seen you in person before.

Well you're in for a little surprise. [turns his chair around, and, to the surprise of Tiff, Dedede, and Escargoon, reveals that he has stubby feet similar to other Kirby characters and is only about as tall as Escargoon]

King Dedede

You look a lot taller on the TV screen.

Escargoon

You're almost as shrimpy as Kirby.

[laughs] I may be shrimpy, but I'm a whale of a salesman. And now, we'll take the kid. [Nightmare grabs Tiff]

[evilly laughs] Kirby's falling right into our trap, thanks to you.

King Dedede

Hold it! We've got a problem here.

Escargoon

We could use some refreshments.

King Dedede

Yeah. How about showing us some grinditude with some grub?

I'm afraid I can't help you fellas. There's no kitchen in the command center.

Escargoon

We'll call Kawasaki!

King Dedede

Oooh! [laughs and grabs the microphone] Yo, Kawasaki! Whip me up a little somethin' and rush it to me right away!

Chef Kawasaki

Here you go, sire! Liver and spinach surprise.

How'd he get in here!?

King Dedede

Oh boy! Home cookin'! [sits down to eat Kawasaki's cooking and enjoys it] Mmm. This here dish is delish! Go on. Have a bite.

No thanks, I'm not...

King Dedede

[shoves the liver into the N.M.E. Sales Guy's mouth] You're gonna love it! [laughs]

Escargoon

[as the N.M.E. Sales Guy turns around, unable to handle the taste of Kawasaki's cooking] Bet ya never tasted anything like that!

King Dedede

[laughs] That liver sure made you shiver!

[brushing his teeth to get the taste of Kawasaki's cooking out of his mouth] I was completely disgusted!

Escargoon

Now you know how we feel about you!

There's the monster delivery system!

King Dedede

Hey, what's goin' on?!

Kirby beat eNeMeE and now we're gonna destroy this place!

King Dedede

No way!