King DededeWhat?! You blamin' this here weather on me!?
You two brats need to take a chill pill!
Don't act innocent! How come it got so cold all of a sudden?
I bet you ordered another freeze monster!
Oh, is that so? [As he shows a "Notice" bill sign] Guess again!
Huh? "Due to late charges on your account, until further notice, you can no longer order any monsters"?
Ha! Maybe you better start paying your bills.
We don't need advice from a pipsqueak like you!
King Dedede
I can pay them bills any time I want to. Only I don't want to!
[Both laughing. Dedede sneezes]
King Dedede
Hmm. What's all that jabba join' about down there?
There those drippy Cappies are rollin' out the welcome wagon for those creepy Pengy.
King Dedede
Well I want to meet him too. Hey, Waddle Doo!
You pardon me, Your Majesty, but I got some bad news for ya. See, the rest of the guys [cut to the scene where The Waddle Dees huddle close to the oven for warmth] ain't handlin' this cold so good, and they're all sick.
King Dedede
THEY'RE ALL FIRED!
[King Dedede and Escargoon are forced to mop up the castle by the new guards]
PGPengy guard
Hey, you! Watch it, will ya?!
We're very sorry, Mister guard sir.
PGPengy guard
Yeah. [As he walk away and door closes]
King Dedede
[Growls in enrage and he hitting a bucket with a mop] HOW DARE THEY PUT ME IN A MOP DUTY!? [He breaks a mop]
Chin up, Kirby will find us, Sire, he just has to.
King Dedede
That little pink pest ain't so bad after all. I oughta ease up on that little meatball.
[Sighs] If only he were here.
King Dedede
Mmm-hmm.
Delightful. This weather simply perfect, Sire. Not too cool and not too hot.
King Dedede
And all we got to do to keep it that way is flip a few switches.
[Both laugh until Tiff, Tuff, and Kirby pour water on them and knock their electric fans over]
King Dedede
HEY! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA!?
You brats could have electrocuted me!
The Pengy were right. So starting today we're conserving energy.
[Kirby proceeds to soak in a small tub, Tiff and Tuff laugh. The episode ends]
[brings out a nice hot bowl of ramen] Here, nice hot noodles.
King Dedede
Hot... noodles...? [steps closer to Tuff, laughing all the while, while quickly recovering from his red eyes of sleeplessness] THEY'S FINALLY HERE!!!
Thanks, kid. [takes the bowl of ramen before Dedede can grab it]
King Dedede
Huh? [sees Escargoon eating the ramen and grabs him] You no-good noodle-nabber! [swipes the ramen bowl]
[swipes his ramen bowl back] Hands off! I just ordered these for myself.
King Dedede
What's that?!
That's right. He called 10 minutes ago.
King Dedede
Yeah? Well I ordered me a big bowl of noodles yesterday. [releases Escargoon] I thought mine got here first.
Uh oh. I guess Kirby goofed up after all. Uh, be right back with your order! [runs off back to Restaurant Kawasaki]
King Dedede
[angrily growls] I should've known it was Kirby, that nasty little pasta poacher! I'm gonna get me my own delivery dude so there ain't no more mess-up!
[Meanwhile at Restaurant Kawasaki with Tiff and Chef Kawasaki in the kitchen, the phone rings.]
I GOT IT! [picks up] Hello, Kawasaki.
King Dedede
[over the phone, mimicking Melman's voice] This is Melman, send over one hundred pork chops!
Oooh, one hundred pork chops! Sure! [hangs up, then the phone rings again, and he picks up] Ah. Hello?
[over the phone, mimicking Gengu's voice] This is Gengu, send me one hundred noodle soups!
[Cut to the castle, where the king and snail were mimicking Chief Bookem and Mabel's voices on separate phones.]
King Dedede
[over phone, imitating Chief Bookem's voice] Bookem here, send me over one hundred stir fry's!
[over phone, imitating Mabel's voice] Hello, this is Mabel, please send me one hundred steaks!
[Chief Bookem is in the process of cutting down a tree when Tiff, Tuff, and Kirby suddenly take notice and start running at him]
NOOOO! Don't cut that tree!
[Too late; Chief Bookem suddenly reacts in terror as the tree he cut starts falling down in front of Tiff]
[the tree crashes down and lands in front of her as she dodges out of the way]
What do you think you're doin'?!
Dumping garbage was bad enough, but now cutting down trees?! I won't let you continue this tour!
[King Dedede and Escargoon look at each other and nod to each other in delight]
King Dedede
Listen up! Due to complaints, this 'ere tour's cancelled.
So long, Cappies! You're on your own.
[the Cappies react in horror]
You're abandoning us in the middle of the forest?!
King Dedede
Little missy here. She can take over.
All right, but before we go, hand over all the supplies.
Why? You won't be stayin' the night.
King Dedede
It's a quick hike outta the woods if ya don't lose yer way.
[King Dedede and Escargoon both laugh]
[Meanwhile, King Dedede and Escargoon manage to get out of the river, and soon realize they are lost as well]
King Dedede
Maybe this golf course is just a selfish worthless idea of mine.
King Dedede
[glares at Escargoon] Huh?
I was just kidding. It's worth it. It's worth it!
King Dedede
You little liar! [snarls angrily]
Wait, Majesty! We have more urgent problems! Like being lost in the wilderness without our map!
King Dedede
Whatcha talkin' about lost!? I don't wanna be lost in these scary woods!
[They start crying]
King Dedede
I'm sorry I yelled at ya.
[Both continue crying]
King Dedede
What's the matter?
Look who's coming this way, sire!
We have to make sure they see our smoke signal.
King Dedede
This oughtta do the trick.
[suddenly, the fire they placed bursts into an even bigger one to their surprise, causing the nearby trees to catch fire much to Escargoon's shock]
Ah! The whole forest could catch on fire.
King Dedede
Hey, great idea!
King Dedede
We gotta clear out Whispy Woods for my golf course and this is the quick, easy way!
[smiles delightfully in response to Dedede's voiced idea] Your blazin' new trail, Sire!
King Dedede
And afterwards, there's gonna be a lotta charcoal 'round a useful barbecuein'!
Let's go! Before we get cooked... [he and Dedede are scared off by the flames, which have now grown bigger and are spreading quickly through the forest, causing a huge forest fire]
King Dedede
I need me a lunch break.
Keep working! [whips King Dedede, then he, Kirby, Tiff, Tuff, and the Cappies laugh] You two swindlers will replace every tree that was destroyed.
Only a few thousand to go.
King Dedede
We gonna be keepin' at it fer days.
[while the Cappies continue laughing] C'mon, you can do it, guys!
Yeah, you're experts at dirty work.
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