[Bobby, Connie, and Joseph walk up to Wally.]
I believe you guys are first-time callers, so I'm only going to charge you a buck.
For what?
Beer.
We'd better go.
Why? Because beer's not TV-14? Set me up, my man.
[Wally hands Bobby a 40 ounce bottle of Alamo beer. Bobby is hesitant to take it.]:
What's the matter? 40 ounces for a buck is a good deal.
Oh, yeah. I just usually drink 30 ouncers, but hey, it's the weekend.
[Moments later, The kids are in the bounce house, groaning drunkenly.]
[huddling up against Connie] Come here. Jus' think, Connie girl, when we're grown-ups and marrieds, we'll get to do this every night.
Yeah, I want a house just like this-- with soft floors and plastic windows.
[staring at the ceiling] Look at the stars. There's... so many of them.
Yeah.
Cool.
You know the best way to sober up? Bounce around a lot-- get it out of your system.
[The kids try to stand up, but are too drunk to do so. They start laughing as Hank finds them.]
Bobby?
Hey, Dad! I like beer! [immediately turns around and vomits.]
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