[Wally is looking into Luanne's yard over Bill's fence.]
Nice pool. What say we jump in and see what floats?
Just keep your beer cans off of my lawn. And quit trying to read my t-shirt.
[Hank approaches Wally.]
You lose something over here?
I am making a citizen's arrest for trespassing.
I don't think so.
Believe me, I've done it before.
[Wally holds up Bill's house key.]
Well, how did you get Bill's key chain? Okay, you're under arrest for theft, too.
He gave it to me. Now, get off our property, or I'll citizen arrest you.
Damn it, when Bill comes home...
[mockingly] "Weh Beh guh hum..."
What the hell are you doing?
"Whu de huh ur da doon?"
[Hank storms off as Wally's friends laugh.]
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