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S5 E8

King of the Hill · Season 5, Episode 8

Hank, Bill and others in “T'was the Nut Before Christmas”

You, you, and you go home now! [Grabs Wally] You get the hell out of here! [Wally blows a puff of smoke at his face, and Hank drops Him to the ground.] That does it! [Storms up to Bill's house] I've had about enough of this Christmas crap! Bill! [to Bill] Dang it, Bill! Some of us are trying to raise kids in this neighborhood. Good kids. The kind that don't try to kill their parents in their sleep. Kids like Bobby.

Wally would never kill me. He told me so! That kind of communication is very important in a father-son style relationship.

What? Is that my belt Sander?

No. It's mine. Wally bought it and gave it to me as a present.

Yeah? Then why does it have the same serial number as my warranty card?

I Did Ten Sit Ups And I Try To Do A Push Up Can I Go Back To Sleep Now

You Had A Chance To Sleep Last Night Mister But You Decided To Go Parting Instead Now Get A Rag And Start Washing Windows

Wally Was Not Your Family My God I've Thrown Out Propane Tanks It Would Make You Better Son Than Wally

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