King of the Hill · Season 7, Episode 11
“Boxing Luanne” · Season 7, Episode 11
In this episode: Luanne Leanne Platter Kleinschmidt (4), Hank Rutherford Hill (3), Bobby Hill (1)
I closed my eyes and I was thinking of those stupid guys in my math class... oh, and the guy in the parking lot... and that volunteer pool cleaner who always comes by when I'm swimming.
Tell me about it. I once fell for a free breast examination in a bar.
Yeah, there's nothing worse than people not respecting you. Every time I get hooted at I have to take an hour of Tae Bo.
"Tae Bo", is that that new oriental way of moving your couch around?
(after Luanne explains Tae-Bo): Oh, it's dancing.
Hmm. That sounds --
No.
Guess who I ran into at the gym... Buck Strickland! He watched me do Tae Bo and he thinks I'd be a great boxer!
Look, Luanne, I fought at the Y and trust me, you are no boxer.
Yea-huh. Friday at midnight in the bathroom at Sugarfoots, and I am going to stand up and fight and be respected just like you said.
Luanne, the kind of women that box don't have 50 stuffed animals on their bed. Why don't you spend Friday night watching one of those movies you like, where the people fall in love and then one of them dies?
Men are never going to respect us. That's why we've got to use what God or the surgeon gave us to get what they got: Money.
So you'd do anything for money?
Or a car.
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