Hank Hill, Cotton Hill and others in “Full Metal Dust Jacket”

Hank Hill

I've come to take the local bookseller to lunch! (realizes Peggy isn't here) Peggy? (hears gunshots) What the hell? (goes to the basement) Peggy? (finds Cotton Hill shooting the book) Dad!

Well, look who's here! Shopping for my birthday? Get me something that shoots like that! (finishes shooting the book and drops it on the floor)

Dale Gribble

Excellent grouping, Colonel. Plus, those hollow points penetrated Shakespeare all the way into the so-called "Joyous Comedies". As you like it? Well, I like it plenty.

Hank Hill

Dang it, Dale! Where is my wife?

Dale Gribble

Probably one of her smoking breaks. I try not too keep her too tight of a leash.