Here's key. Lock little sticky. You got to rake it like there's no tomorrow.
This is a car key.
Yeah, you win new car. This big game show. Just rake it stupid.
“Three Days at the Kahndo” · Season 2, Episode 15
In this episode: Hank Rutherford Hill (3), Dale Gribble (3), Kahn Souphanousinphone (2)
JJudge
You will pay the condo manager 8,000 pesos.
But if the key does fit then you must acquit--.
JJudge
10,000 pesos. Baliff, confiscate their identification.
Now just follow my lead and play it cool.
What if they find Kahn?
If I know my Mexican legal system, which I do, we'll get about 15 years with a starvation diet of moldy bread and warm water.
Distilled water?
(chuckling): No. And of course there is a total lack of toilet paper...and privacy.
Oh, God, I can't go while people watch.
Then let me do the talking.
BGBorder Guard
Morning. Where are you gentlemen from?
(voice breaking): Arlen, Texas.
BGBorder Guard
I've been to Arlen. Nice town.
Run!
I think we lost them. We'll be okay.
Okay?! We're screwed!
No, we're American. We got to find a pay phone and hope Ross Perot's 800 number's still working.
KKahn
Why you want to call that nut for? Border right there. Millions of people cross over every day. We can, too. No big deal.
Illegally? No! America is my country and I love her. I wouldn't enter her in any way that's unnatural.
We have no choice, Hank. The I.N.S. had their cameras trained on us. The border guards think we're smugglers. I'm too pretty to go to jail!
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