Dale, Hank and others in “Three Days at the Kahndo”

Dale

Now just follow my lead and play it cool.

Hank

What if they find Kahn?

Dale

If I know my Mexican legal system, which I do, we'll get about 15 years with a starvation diet of moldy bread and warm water.

Hank

Distilled water?

Dale

(chuckling): No. And of course there is a total lack of toilet paper...and privacy.

Hank

Oh, God, I can't go while people watch.

Dale

Then let me do the talking.

Morning. Where are you gentlemen from?

Dale

(voice breaking): Arlen, Texas.

I've been to Arlen. Nice town.

Dale

Run!