Hey Vickers, who do you like for the Super Bowl next year? The Doopie Loopies or the Shimmie Shammies?
Hank and Buck laugh
VVickers
Okay, okay, very funny. But I like the Bills.
Hank and Buck laugh again
“Snow Job” · Season 2, Episode 13
In this episode: Hank Rutherford Hill (2), Buck Strickland (2)
Got-dangit Hank, I'm having an infarction!
Buck has been hospitalized. Hank and the four Strickland branch managers visit him
BBuck
Listen up, we are a family, and the daddy ain't feeling so good. Ladies, I got a shot coming. If you girls would please step outside? It is rude for such pretty gals like you to have to see my bare bottom.
Female managers giggle and depart
BBuck
OK, now that the skirts are out in the hallway we can get down to business. Hank, you are my right hand man, and I need you to take on this important job.
Yes, sir?
BBuck
I need you to feed my hounds.
Uh, sir?
BBuck
Tell them that you will love them! Vickers, you run the company, whole shebang.
VVickers
Yes, sir!
BBuck
Let's see what that fancy business school degree of yours is worth.
Sir, I fail to see what a business degree has over my 15 years of service to Strickland Propane!
BBuck
I let you light the torch, didn't I? Right now my hounds are starving!
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