I think we lost them. We'll be okay.
Okay?! We're screwed!
No, we're American. We got to find a pay phone and hope Ross Perot's 800 number's still working.
KKahn
Why you want to call that nut for? Border right there. Millions of people cross over every day. We can, too. No big deal.
Illegally? No! America is my country and I love her. I wouldn't enter her in any way that's unnatural.
We have no choice, Hank. The I.N.S. had their cameras trained on us. The border guards think we're smugglers. I'm too pretty to go to jail!
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