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King of the Hill · Season 1, Episode 8

Cotton Hill and Luanne in “Shins of the Father”

[to Luanne] You will never know if you are attractive. It's up to a man to tell you that. You keep eating, and I'll tell you when to stop.

[Cotton slaps Luanne's rear end]

Touch me again, and you'll be wearing that cornpone, old man.

Hoo-wee! Fiesty!

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