RRon
The mad dog cannot be caged, leashed-
KKim
Or housebroken.
RRon
That game was in triple overtime, I couldn't leave the court! I got a little excited, and, well, accidents happen.
S2 E21The Full Monkey
[Ron stops eating what he thought were snack treats.]
RRon
OH, GREAT GOOGLY-MOOGLIES! WHAT IS IN MY MOUTH?
AProfessor Acari
Toasted chili peppers...
RRon
Oh, phew!
AProfessor Acari
And mountain grasshoppers! Delicious, aren't they?
KKim
Ron, maybe you should look before you eat.
RRon
Crunchy and spicy has never betrayed me like this before!
Let's move it, people, time for student photos! Stoppable, none of your punk hand gestures this time.
RRon
What? It was a thumbs-up!
Sit on your hands just in case.
S2 E22Blush
Activating parachute measures now! ...Oops!
RRon
Wade! We're free-falling off a cliff! This is no time for "oops"!
My bad! I never got around to actually installing the chute, it's sitting here in my closet!
I'm serious, Shego - Kim Possible has foiled my plans for the last time!
Yeah, the last time today, maybe.
Huh, he's kinda cute. I approve.
What are you, her sister all of a sudden?
[In a volcanic lair.]
And so, Kim Possible, all you can do is watch helplessly as I launch my pollution machine into the Earth's ozone layer!
[Kim hits a switch, shutting the hatch to the launch tube. The pollution machine crashes, and the lair is destroyed. Cut to later, inside a space station.]
And so, Kim Possible, you have no choice but to bear witness to the power of my Doomsday Decimator!
[Kim snags the decimator with a line and hauls it around before it fires, destroying the lair. Cut to later, in an underwater lair.]
And so, Kim Possible, the time has come for you to... [turns and sees Kim and Ron already free and running away, followed shortly by an explosion.] Oh, come on! Time out! I mean, I haven't even gotten into my gloating yet, for Pete's sake!
[Thinking of a way to finally defeat Kim Possible] Embarrassment? That's it, Shego! That's the soft white underbelly of the teenage soul!
Uh, ew.
S2 E23Partners
AAmy
You are the biggest meanie in the world!
Drakken : Aha, you have heard of me.
Now Shego, who got game?
[sighs] You got game.
Straight up [falls down stairs]
S2 E24Oh Boyz
Miss Possible, I have gone to a great deal of trouble to mutate an octopus.
KKim
You've got the most whacked hobbies.
I have been dreaming of watching you do battle with him.
KKim
Well, keep dreaming.
[Kim jumps from wall to wall of the pit, and starts climbs towards Senor Senior Senior on her grapple line]
I would appreciate it very much if you would continue your fall now.
KKim
Thanks, but no thanks.
Ah, I am loathe to force the issue, but...
[Senor Senior Senior cuts Kim's grapple line with a pair of scissors. Kim screams as she falls into the green water, and Senor Senior Senior withdrawals his head from the hatch that closes. As Kim surfaces from the water, the mutant octopus rises up behind her, and she spins around and gasps as she stares at it, then she resignedly sighs, hoists up her sleeves, and confronts the octopus]
S2 E26Mother's Day
[seeing Drakken's lair] Is this all for your radio show?
Radio show?
Yes... for my... radio show. Uh, I've got to get back to my callers.
[He presses a button and his henchman listen]
Hello, listener. My advice to you is, you should... get in touch with your feminine side, yes.
[Henchman look confused]
[to Shego] Mother doesn't know I'm a supervillain. She thinks I'm a radio talk show doctor.
[Drakken shows his plans to steal the plasma with a model of the cargo train and describes them to Shego. At the end he snatches the train off its tracks and turns to see his mother.]
Aren't you a little old to be playing with your Peter Puffer Puff toys?
She's got a point, Choo Choo Boy.
Don't you think it's time you settled down... [points to Shego] and met a nice girl?
(caught off guard) Oh, um... ICK!!!
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