Kim Possible · Season 2
You know, you should cut down on the extra-currics.
And be a lazy, uninvolved sloth like you?
Hey! Don't knock the sloth! Do you know they don't have go to the bathroom for a week?
Er, any more fun sloth facts?
No, no, I think that's it... Oh! They sleep upside down!
(Kim and Rufus try to reach the dance but arrive at the Golden Gate Bridge)
Only missed the dance by a thousand miles that time!
Oh man!
Okay this time even slower.
(The two race off and end up at the Statue of Liberty. Kim sighs, giving up)
I'm sure the shoes will come off... eventually. Wanna dance?
(Kim and Rufus begin dancing with each other in front of the Statue)
First, you'll be sealed in a reinforced titanium box. Next, you will be dropped into this bottomless chasm. Then, the chasm will be filled with water. Then, man-eating sharks and a giant squid will then be released into the water!
Wait, if the chasm is bottomless, how can you fill it with water?
[pause]
IT'S VERY, VERY DEEP, ALL RIGHT?! (inhales) Lastly, I shall freeze over the water with a six-foot layer of solid GLACIAL ICE! (inhales) ANY QUESTIONS?
Not if you're gonna get all snippy.
You know Kim I have some cover up that'll help conceal those monstrous bags under your eyes.
Wouldn't have bags under my eyes if it weren't for your ferociously loud snoring.
[Gasps] Me? Snore? Must have been the crickets.
Only if you inhaled them.
Stoppable, get back here and save us! Or, more specifically, me!
Heat-seeking hummingbirds, attack!
Hummingbirds?
Release... the Flamingo of Doom!
Say what?
That is the second-biggest flamingo I have ever seen.
The more we fought evil, the more Shego liked it.
The fighting?
The evil.
[referring to Shego] Has she always been this cranky?
Oh, yeah.
[to Shego] You may be a smart-mouth, prone to excessive violence, but deep down, you are still a member of Team Go: a hero.
[to Drakken] Hi, I'm Ron Stoppable. We've met, but you always seem to forget my name.
Argh, there's no way I can do this! Five minutes with my brothers and I'm ready to claw my own eyes out! [tries to walk out]
[stops Shego from leaving] Shego, I have brothers, too. I know how annoying they can be, but you can't walk out.
Why not?
Because if you don't help, I'll tell the world you used to be a good guy.
[shocked] You wouldn't!
I have a website, and I'm not afraid to use it.
My reputation would be shot! Argh!
[takes her Kimmunicator] Wade, I need top to bottom scan on Go Manor.
You got it, Kim! [notices Shego] Kim, is Shego in your kitchen?
Just do your computer thing, nerdlinger.
[referring to Shego] Has she always been this cranky?
Oh, yeah.
Shego, I thought we were in this together!
Oh, come on! Don't you know me better by now? I mean [laughs] seriously!
She's right. Keeping everybody's powers to herself and using them for evil. See, that's got more of the Shego vibe.
I mean really, you practically gave it to her.
Whatever.
Now that I know the whole story, I think you secretly wanted to lose.
What?
That's right. You wanted your brothers to get their powers back. You don't really have it in you to betray them.
Are you saying I'm growing soft?
As a marshmallow.
RRRGGHHH! [rises from her seat]
[Scene changes outside. Shego has thrown Drakken outside his mech and he is hanging on]]
Shego! I take it back! You're not a softie! Shego!
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