[after helping her mother perform brain surgery]
You were a big help in there Kimmie, and you didn't faint once.
KKim
Oh, well, I was too busy throwing up.
S2 E26Mother's Day
KKim
[seeing her mother dressed in the same style of mission outfit as Kim] Mom, this is a mission. I need Ron.
Well, now you don't have Ron. You have Mom.
[Showing the henchmen his plan, Drakken smashes the pickle with his hand]
Drewby, what did I tell you about playing with your food?
[embarassed] My food is not a toy. It's for my tummy to enjoy. [Henchmen giggle]
[In the woods as the train with the synthoplasma draws near.]
[points to the sonic disruptor] What's that?
It's for man-in-the-street interviews.
And where is the street?
Zip a lip, Shego.
[about Kim] It's a complicated relationship.
She must be a special girl. [to Shego] Looks like you missed your chance with my boy, honey.
[sarcastically] Yes, how will I ever live with myself?
So, Kim Possible and her, eh... sister?
Is he hitting on me?
KKim
Nah, sidekicks really confuse him.
[On a speeding train.]
Peter Puffer-Puff's approaching the giant gorge...
You're loving this, aren't you?
What would Ron do now?
KKim
Probably cry... or run.
S2 E27Motor Ed
Let's do it to it!
KKim
Felix, you go stand watch.
FRFelix Renton
You mean, "sit" watch.
[Kim claps a hand to her mouth, mortified...]
FFelix
Kim? I'm just playing you.
KKim
Where is Ron?
Your skinny dude? Yeah, he's here. He's fine. But that can change... in a hurry. Seriously!
RRon
Kim, get over here! And stop by Bueno Nacho drive-thru on your way, I'm starving.
ESEd's Sidekick
Oh, yeah, yeah, wait, me too, man! Put me down for an all-beef hoagie with hot peppers and mayo? Uh, anybody else want nuthin'?
(typing) Keep talking, almost got a trace...
Hey, Red? Tell your computer guy not to waste his time on a trace. I'm shooting you a map.
[A fax appears on Wade's machine.]
He's not as dumb as the hairstyle might lead you to think...
This is bogus, Red! A man should not be booted off his ride!
KKim
Quit calling me "Red"! Seriously!
S2 E28Ron Millionaire
RRon
Ah, the Naco. My wondrous and historic creation for the Bueno Nacho corp. Part nacho, part taco, all delicious.
[Ron imagines himself the subject of a black-and-white film, shot at the turn of the century.]
RRon
Possible, come here! I need you.
KKim
(Western accent) Oh, Ronald, it is a wonderment! It will change the world.
RRon
Yes. Yes, it shall.
(Back in reality:)
KKim
That's how you remember it?
RRon
Pretty much.
KKim
Open the envelope, Ron. Maybe the check's big enough for you to grande-size.
[Ron opens the envelope, and his eyes bug out when he sees the check.]
RRon
(stammering) I-it's for nuh-nuh-nuh, ni...
KBKim & Bonnie
(looking) NINETY-NINE MILLION DOLLARS?!
(tousling Ron's hair) Ron Stoppable, you are such a hottie!
RRon
Are you saying that because I'm rich?
Uh-huh.
RRon
...Cool!
KKim
This is way worse than when he got the frou-frou haircut.
Look at it this way: Ron's lost it much faster than usual, so maybe he'll snap out of it faster too.
KKim
He's calling himself "The Ron."
Or maybe he's lost to us forever.
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