Kim Possible quotes

Drakken

You used to think you were all that, but you don't remember the 'all that-ness' that you used to think that you were then... but not now..."

Shego

...Y-yeah, just stop.

Morning Mr. Dr. P, Mrs. Dr. P. So any progress?

Good news! Most of Kim's basic memory has been restored.

But there was little mix up with the dish washer and bathtub this morning.

Worked out fine. Kimmie and the dishes all got clean.

Uh... but what about-

Don't worry. The forks and knives were in the faced down position.

Hi Rob!

Ron.

Ugh! Right! Right! [Hits herself on the head]

It's O.K., it's O.K. It'll come back. So you know who I am?

Of course I do. You're my best friend.

Are you hitting on me?

Uh, Kim, we are dating. I'm your boyfriend. We do everything together.

[happy and relieved] Yes! O.K. we are back on track. Ugh, talk about a relief.

Oh Ron, one thing-

[pushing Kim towards his motor bike] No, not to worry, I'll have KP back in time for dinner. After school, I'll give her a refresher around Middleton. It'll be like a second first date. [nudges Kim]

Are you hitting on me?

Uh, Kim, we are dating. I'm your boyfriend. We do everything together.

You? Boyfriend? [snickers, then] Oh... wait you're serious?

Oh-ho, that wasn't painful at all. [snaps his fingers and Rufus gives Ron the bouquet of flowers Ron bought for Kim] Serious, see no see what I just did there [ presents Kim with the flowers] It's boyfriend stuff. So, do you remember now?

No, but thanks for the salad [ thinking the bouquet is a salad, Kim eats it]

But, no. See those... huh O.K. well, technically it's in the salad family. [sighs disappointingly] Come on.

Bye Mom, bye Dad. Rockets are Go!

Good plan, but that's not why I gave you the belt. [Gasps, remembers all the times Ron lost his pants]

I remember, I remember! I gave you the belt for our half-i-versary.

Yeah, I still don't get what exactly that is.

Ron, I remember that you're my boyfriend and that I think I love you.

For real?

For real. [she hugs him]

Now, THIS is a memory.

Monique

Back off, Bonnie! In case you didn't notice, now Kim is the one dating the star of the football team.

That's not important to me, Monique... although Ron has broken more school records than Brick ever did.

Bonnie

[sulking] Brick... if he had just flunked senior year one more time, he'd be here to rule at my side.

WHAT-IS-THE-SITCH?

Bonnie

(crying and wailing)

Um, I don't speak hysteric.

Bonnie

(continues crying and wailing)

Brick broke up with you?

How do you know what she's saying?

It's a girl thing.

Bonnie

I don't do pathetic!

(under his breath) Well, you could have fooled me...

Uh, Bonnie? This is the part of sneaking in that we like to call "quiet time."

WHAT-IS-THE-SITCH?!

Hey, I was the kissee here, not the kisser!

No kidding! It took you twelve stinkin' years to kiss me!

So, payback's the stitch.

No, no, seriously, you need Ron?

Status report?

Project analysis is complete. The Ron Factor is a non-factor.

Well, there's a whole bunch of research dollars down the drain.

Not exactly. The data revealed a powerful untapped force. We call it the Rufus Factor.

Rufus

Hi-yah!

Artie Smarty

[first lines] What up, Punk Breath?

Artie my main man, well I'm Ron.

Artie Smarty

[childishly imitating him] I'm Ron.

Er yeah that's what I said.

Artie Smarty

[Now spitefully] Er yeah that's what I said.

[in stereo] Hey stop that.

[in stereo] Stop saying what I'm saying.

KP! He can't...[Artie takes off]

Artie Smarty

[on seeing Rufus] Hey, little naked dude. [waves to him]