Hyacinth quotes from Keeping Up Appearances

Hyacinth

It's my sister, Violet. She's the one with the Mercedes, sauna and a musical bidet. Classical, of course.

Hyacinth

(on the phone) Look, Rose. If you need somewhere private, bring him here. Then I can keep an eye on you, and Richard can show him his skis!

Hyacinth

(a little tipsy) I do hope, your Lordship, that someday you'll give me the pleasure of entertaining you at one of my candle-lie slippers. We shall most deferably be having a glass or two of the Dowager Lady Ursula's home-goose wade-berry mine.

Hyacinth

Now, what shall I wear to answer the telephone?

Hyacinth

(on the phone to Daisy) I need volunteers. My other people didn't turn up. Everybody seems to be ill. There's an epidemic doing things to grandmothers you just wouldn't believe!

Hyacinth

It's my sister, Violet, the one with the Mercedes, sauna and room for a pony.

Hyacinth

Oh, Richard!

Hyacinth

I must answer my white, slimline telephone with last number redial, it's bound to be someone important.

Elizabeth

I thought it was 3:25.

Hyacinth

Not quite, dear.

Elizabeth

My watch says 3:25.

Hyacinth

Oh, that watch. Yes, I expect it would.

Good morning, Mrs. Bucket.

Hyacinth

It's Bouquet.

Richard

What does he want?

Hyacinth

I don't know that he wants anything, dear. He's just ringing his Mummy to wish her all the best for...(to Sheridan) You need a cheque for how much, dear?

Richard

I'm sorry, I wasn't thinking.

Hyacinth

I will not have you not thinking in front of the neighbours, Richard!

Hyacinth

Rose, what are you doing?

Rose

I've come to help out with the church cleaning for that dishy vicar!

Richard

Do you know which way he's gone?

Hyacinth

To France! Go to the roundabout and head for France!

Hyacinth

Richard! I've been offered a job at Frosticles!

Richard

Take it, Hyacinth! Please!

Hyacinth

I couldn't do that, dear. You'd be so bored at home without me.