Hyacinth quotes from Keeping Up Appearances

Hyacinth

Beautiful day, Elizabeth?

Elizabeth

Yes, isn't it.

Hyacinth

Completely conducive to contemplating cosy charismatic country cottages.

Richard

What's wrong now?

Hyacinth

You don't look like someone on business. You look like someone who's gone to fetch a Daddy from a police station.

Hyacinth

When you have to choose between Angel Gabriel Blue and Lucifer Grey, you need the spiritual advice.

Richard

Oh, I see.

Hyacinth

I had to have the Vicar's confirmation that this is Angel Gabriel blue.

Hyacinth

(drunk) Don't turn left, Richard. Strrraight on!

Richard

Why?

Hyacinth

I want to take a little gift to Daddy: a bottle of the Dowager Lady Ursula's gomemade wooseberry hine.

Hyacinth

You have one last task to perform.

Richard

What's that?

Hyacinth

To go back into Number 24a.

Richard

Why, for goodness' sake?

Hyacinth

To get Daddy out!

Hyacinth

(to Richard) Please make sure Onslow wears a tie at the funeral.

It was just a bump on the head, Mrs Bucket.

Hyacinth

Tell God it's Bouquet!