Rose quotes from Keeping Up Appearances

Hyacinth

Rose, what are you doing?

Rose

I've come to help out with the church cleaning for that dishy vicar!

Onslow

Did you bring any beer?

Rose

No, I didn't.

Onslow

I'm sitting here, completely surrounded by no beer!

Rose

Onslow, Father's on the roof again!

Onslow

Ask him if he's got my bottle opener!

Daisy

A strange man in the house.

Rose

(looks at Onslow) There's been one here for years.

Daisy

What are we going to do?

Onslow

Well, I know what I'm gonna do. (hits the TV and sits down)

Daisy

Onslow, you can't just sit there watching telly when there's a strange man in Father's bed!

Onslow

Throw him out.

Rose

You can't! He's got a receipt!

Rose

Why is Onslow reading the Financial Times?

Onslow

I like to keep an eye on the economy. A bloke in my position has to wonder how long the country can afford him. If we don't get the economy right, people like me are gonna be in trouble! It's the duty of all of us to be concerned about the shrinking pound.

Daisy

And when I married him, I thought he was just a sex symbol.