Elizabeth quotes from Keeping Up Appearances

Elizabeth

I thought it was 3:25.

Hyacinth

Not quite, dear.

Elizabeth

My watch says 3:25.

Hyacinth

Oh, that watch. Yes, I expect it would.

Emmet

What's wrong with you, Liz? Why are you so subdued? Two whole days Hyacinth-free!

Elizabeth

Not quite.

Emmet

There's something you haven't told me.

Elizabeth

Yes.

Emmet

Well, go on. Tell me.

Elizabeth

Hyacinth wants us to visit them this evening...at the cottage...for a barbecue.

Emmet

You didn't say yes!

Elizabeth

I didn't say anything! When does one ever say anything? We're just expected! Oh, don't cry, Emmet! I hate it when you cry! Oh!

Hyacinth

Beautiful day, Elizabeth?

Elizabeth

Yes, isn't it.

Hyacinth

Completely conducive to contemplating cosy charismatic country cottages.

Elizabeth

You're a grown man!

Emmet

And she's a groan a minute!